Damian likes infodumping on his family
especially Jason and Tim, because both act like they know everything about him and his family at the LoA.
Jason: I'm gonna eat your stupid turkey
Damian: I wouldn't do that, I have photos of you dressed as a dog.
Jason: Bullshit
Damian: You really wanna test that, my sweet little puppy.
Jason: *incoherent grumbles as he leaves the room*
Tim: *Explaining a case against a predator*
Damian: Why can't we just do what i used to do?
Tim:.... Which is?
Damian: Send in myself as the honey pot, get into where he keeps the children. And then behead him
Damian: I was quite the honeypot
Damian: I took down a whole island once
The entire cave:
Dick: Where'd you get all these stuffed animals from?
Damian: Just my wives. They send me gifts on our anniversaries. But all at once
Dick: I'm sorry. Wives??????
Damian: Yes, grandfather thought it would he good to get started young
Damian: even tried to get me to marry my cousin once
Damian: that was before he found out she liked girls
Damian: He draws the line at making his gay granddaughter marry a man. And not making his grandchildren marry each other
Damian: I suppose tried to wasn't the right word, we were wed. But it was annulled
Damian: Maybe he came to his senses then
Dick:
Dick: I should know not to ask you things by now
Bruce: Come on sport, eat your corn
Damian: I dont eat corn, not since grandfather brought the ancient Mayan corn god to life and gave me his blood
Bruce: Okay I'll get you green beans then. Last I checked there's no bean god
Damian: That you know of
