PRINTER FIGHT - a tragic love story
me: Print this here...
printer: NO!!!
me: pleeeeease 🥺💕
printer: ok, but I need ink
me: *gives printer ink*, now print pls
printer: *prints with lots of lines in the letters*
me: for real?
printer: I need cleaning..
me: ok, *cleanes printer*, so, but now print!
printer: paper please!
me: *gives paper*
Printer: *chokes on the paper* HALP!
me: *removes the paper jam*, you are greedy... are you feeling better now?
printer: much better!
me: ok, but please print now!
printer: *prints half of the side*
me: why??!
printer: I dont like the rest of it!
me: OK, other format! You like that better?!
printer: yay!
me: ok, print then?
printer: NO
me: What the....
printer: no connection...
me: *leaves room, frustrated, to have dinner*
printer - alone: BWAHAHAHAHAHH *spits out lots of half printed sheets* NOONE CAN STOP MEEE~
me - later : *INTERNAL SCREAAAM*.... Where is the sledgehammer??!
