i think it's absolutely criminal i have yet to talk about my signature evil concoction. it is known by many names-- my awful friends whom i hate terribly call it the "yellow potion". when i first invented it, i called it the "infernal elixir", because it tastes like going to hell BEFORE you die. but none of them can accurately pin down the horror.
when i was at the tender age of 18, i developed an addiction to energy drinks, and also to alcohol at the same time. happens to the best of us. i had no fucking concept of moderation, so i'd happily slam two bangs back to back (they used to be good back then) and then drink myself to sleep. insane shit. well one day i was in a discord call and i thought it'd be a funny meme to do both. at the same time. so i came up with a dastardly cocktail.
two of those 50ML bottles of fireball. a can of red bull. half a can of mountain dew. some sour mixer (i kinda just dumped it in there how i felt like it). fruit juice, to taste. shake that shit, cool. that's the Infernal Elixir.
i have not had the guts to try it again since.