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It’s 6 sessions where you are laying down with a probe inside of your vag and there various levels of vibrations to encourage muscles to build their strength back up??

$1800 OOP and if I don’t see results after 6 sessions, they will do an extra 2 free of charge

Other mom: My daughter is very much a baby 6 year old, ya know? She still likes stuff that 3-4 year olds like, and I’m so grateful she’s not like, asking me to paint her nails all the time ya know?

*I in fact, do not know*

OM, continuing: “And have you seen that Kpop Demon movie??? There are 5 year olds that have watched that movie!!!!”

Me: *nodding* Yup, there are. (Mentally I’m like: mine is one of them lady 😬)

OM: I let her listen to the soundtrack but that’s it.

Me: “Yeah, the music from that film is so good! We listen to it a lot”

Picking up on my vibe, OM: “Oh has Sky watched it??”

Me: “Yes, with her big cousins. She was too scared to watch it with just us at home, but her older cousins had a movie night and she wanted to join. She didn’t find it scary!”

OM: “Oh my gosh I’m just so worried about her having nightmares and not sleeping in her bed, we have 2 cameras in her room and a baby monitor — does Sky struggle to sleep alone?”

Me: “Not really, getting to sleep is like 10-15 minutes and then she stays asleep in her room”

Makeup girlies!!!!! I need help

I don’t use makeup in my day to day life but I do use sunscreen so I figured I can start using a tinted one (I had the bare minerals liquid tinted sunscreen but it was kinda thick and didn’t look natural like the powder does)

My least favorite makeup look is matte— the MAC makeup years were not my jam

I never went to a Quest or separate lab growing up. It was always done at my pedi's office. When I have taken my kids to the doctor in FL, it's always like that.

Kevin, listen to me very carefully: let Jovanna do WHATEVER she wants when we get off this call, okay? You take care of the kids and she gets to choose when she comes back (within an hour).

My warm + cold wardrobes are now officially solid in my new PP size. Maybe I will be my pre-pregnancy size at another time, but it's not now

For the first time in a long time, I enjoy shopping and figuring out my style. This hasn't happened since before I had Sky and it's nice to be excited about taking pride in my clothes again.

This boy is having such a rough time at the moment with his teeth. His first canine popped out yesterday and he has some back molars coming in too. 😢

Last night put him to bed @ 7, woke up HOWLING in pain @ 8:30. Gave him Motrin and put him to bed. Didn’t work. 10p rolls around and we give him Benadryl.

He slept 10:30-9:30a, my poor guy. Thank G-d he woke up riiiight before we would’ve been late to soccer / baseball. I wasn’t going to wake him up for it and I had no one to leave him with. Got to the field at 10:01 😂

And then her realizing I actually did that and backtracking and being SO NICE

Second session and the attitude is awful and I don’t feel safe… you were supposed to be kind before — remember, you work for ME and your job is to IMPROVE my mental health

I left this morning to Starbucks out of desperation and to get TF out of that house and the coffee was like hot milk

I NEVER return things — everrrr

But I literally had gone down the road and was like NOPE TURN AROUND B you spent an obscene amount for some teenager to make you hot milk

So I went back and kindly requested they make it again because I cannot drink obscenely shitty coffee today (literally the worst they’ve ever made it)

Yesterday, I was so scared they’d tell me my crowns need to be redone (they are still in great condition after 8ish years which seems insane) 🙌🏽

No cavities, and he said “I can tell you take good care of your teeth” because I told him about my HG pregnancies ruining my teeth (way more yellow than before plus a small chip from grinding teeth starting in my last trimester with A)

He was like, “you were just exaggerating!!” And I was very relieved to hear that

He told me to dip my toothbrush in hydrogen peroxide before adding toothpaste and that will bleach them 👍🏽

The Hatuey quote when he told the Colonizers to FUCK OFF right before they killed him … he was Taino from Cuba 🥲

Book is ⬇️

So I did our AirBnB July calculations v wrong when I was tired the other day and instead of losing like $800 this month we MADE money and it’s low season so I’m STOKEDDDDD