#irritating things

“It was really a traumatic experience,” says the elevator who was forced to continue moving slowly as an impatient Sith waited at the top. “I knew he was going to jump, thinking he’d somehow be able to survive if he only jumped halfway and his companion would be able to heal him.”

The young Sith, fresh from Korriban, was on Quesh for unknown reasons. He had just dealt with the irritating man in the orbital station and was already angry enough before he realized he would have to wait for the stupid elevator to reach the top.

His companion claims he “Didn’t have any ill intentions jumping, he just loved to jump down elevators instead of waiting ten seconds for them to reach the top.”

I hate the Metatron more, but unfortunately I cannot blame him for trivial, irritating things like this. So. Here is a list of things Hell came up with ENTIRELY bc I don't like said things.

Mothers. Or rather, the rule that says mothers have the right to pry into your stuff all through your teen years, and scream at you when you're doing things wrong, and tease you relentlessly then wonder why you have insecurities.

Essays. I hate essays. Too much formal information tightly packed together. Lists are better.

Radiators.

Migraines

Seagulls

Councils deciding to do roadworks on your road when you need your road the most. And it lasts for several weeks. (pretty sure that one was Crowley)

P3riods bc why must AFABs suffer for not getting pr3gnant???? (that was NOT Crowley)

At least they're (kinda) in the correct pottles this time, but the days are still starting on Wednesday despite me telling them mine start on Monday like 3 times now 🤦‍♀️

Let me explain. I am not Stephen. Someone named Stephen has apparently given my phone number to a lot of people. Now I don’t want to call Stephen out too badly. It could have been the slip of an errant finger that typed the wrong number in on some form someplace along the line but honestly — I get more calls and texts from people who think I am Stephen. In the beginning I would respond with “I…

When people compliment the parents of good people like they have anything to do with it?

Like, sure, upbringing is part of it.

But most of it is just how someone grew up making the right decisions and forming their own beliefs and morals.

A kid could have shit parents and still have grown up to be amazing.

1. Beating a dead high horse.

say someone catches you lying or whatever and they will tell how it hurts them and how people shouldn’t do it... except they go on and on and on and once they finish and you’ve been lulled into thinking its FINALLY over, they come back with some failed attempt at using some fucking one liners to guilt trip you or drive home their point which by now nobody will listen to and has been lost to the incessant droning.

Basically calling someone out, getting on your high horse, riding it untill it dies, and sitting on the dead corpse pretending its still alive and high.

2.

someone telling you that lying is bad (using examples such as “there are no little lies”) and you shouldn’t follow the example of that person who is lying, meanwhile the person telling you this has lied plenty of times right infront of you and every time they say something like this you can’t take them seriously because they are just as guilty.

3. (bonus)

Don’t do as i do, do as i say.

Person: *talks endlessly about things about which I could not care less*