Nightmare is the big scary boss who rules his part of the city with an iron fist. He doesn't care who you are or what you do, if he wants you dead not even a divinity can prevent you perishing. He definitely let's his wrath control his actions many times, what are people going to do? Stop him? Only if they got a death wish.

Ted's a man of few words and much violence, bashing skulls and getting his hands dirty is his favorite activity. He gets to release anger and gain at the same time? Perfect. Doesn't really like Nightmare, but since he treats this as any other normal job, he assumes it's common to not like your boss.

Killer is Nightmare's right hand man, but calling him his lap dog would be more appropriate. He's happy to slit some throats or break some bones whenever his "owner" snaps his fingers. Truthfully? He uses a facade to hide how he feels towards his boss, because at the first opportunity he'd gladly slit his throat instead.

Dust's like a shadow. If he's there or not, you may never know. Usually the one getting specific information for Nightmare. He doesn't complain and gets the job done rapidly, just like his boss needs.

Cross doesn't want to be a part of this. It was never the life he saw himself having, but a slip here and another there and whoops, he became quite valuable to the crime lord. Now, Cross has nowhere to escape, or else his life is as good as gone.

irina (i-ri-nuh, with short i’s and accent on the first syllable) or iri (pronounced like eerie) ;; saiya ;; abby (i don’t think those need pronunciation guides???)

che/cher fey/felle she/her aux

i like kaigai idols, rhythm games, reading fanfictions, and the kagamine twins! and a little bit of kpop. idol groups i like are non-sweet, weather casters, try mirai, and others; my fave characters are minori hanasato and saaya yamabuki and my idol oshis are emily (graduated), stella (non sweet) and irina (weather casters).

~ imagine a neutral TF colony that fetishizes decepticons

Like a decepticon themed Disney shit XD like full on museums dedicated to Megatrons origins & decepticon sub culture

This world will get mad revenue from the tourists that wanna see the stuff

✨but there’s a catch✨

ITS ALL STUPIDLY INACCURATE

Like the salesperson would be like “Friday is a Sharkticon fight night like the have EVERY Friday in REAL KAON”

And Megatron in disguise is like: “wtf is this shit? We have never had sharkticon fights???? Sharkticons are pack animals and they’d never fight each other????”

And everything else is in the same vein of insanity!

ITS A LITERAL DISNEY LAND

But everything is idiot-proof

Wanna feel like a big tough decepticon and shoot a big gun? Sure! Buy a 12 shanix ticket to the arcade & enjoy yourself:) but this replica fusion cannon is 1/4 of the weight of the real one and shoots with a hella weak laserbeam

Wanna drink like a big bad decepticon warrior? Sure! Join us in the TF Chuck E Cheese Goth cafe with purple lighting & gimmicky drinks

~ALL DRINKS WILL BE SERVED IN HELMET REPLICAS

✨As if you’re drinking out of a skull✨

Bonus points for real decepticons being treated as celebrities!

So have fem skelies hcs because 1 women are hot, 2 they've been eating my brain up for the past couple months yet I have no motivation to write anything and 3 @skeletonh0e had me hooked on them even with little posts.

Fem Ink who's barely taller than Ink, yk she's petite, small boobs small thighs, like she's written by one of those incel authors who don't know shit about female anatomy, and you expect her to be pretty weak, right? I mean she has no visible muscle after all.

Yeah no, after overhearing you saying that you like being picked up and stuff she decided to oblige to your desires, randomly picking you up without difficulty anytime she remembers it, even unintentionally sometimes, like getting you out of the way of an attack or something.

I think we can all agree fem Nightmare is a mixture of goth mommy and lady Dimitrescu (I also think that's how you write her name), but. Hear me out on her wearing tightass almost transparent dresses whenever she knows she's gonna be alone with you. She knows that it does things to you, and that no one would believe you if you told them.

Fem Cino is girly as hell, dresses very coquette with soft pastel neutral colors + always uses leg warmers, even when there's a heatwave. She also really likes whenever you compliment her, it just makes her feel more confident.

Oh, and fem Cross with hard ass muscles. Muscle mommy Cross. Yeah that'd be nice, laying in her abs after a hard day is what I need rn not gonna lie.

When he's seeing it from a customer's view, charging more for an item that's directed towards women is scandalous. Fuck you mean he has to pay more if he wants a product but pink? He'd rather pay for a normal one and paint it pink at home!