Unusual and Weirdly Invasive Asks
1. Do you have acne anywhere other than your face? I have zits in between my tits
2. Share a password for an account/website that is long dead
3. Describe your least favorite pair of underwear. We all have one.
4. If you could fuck the person of your choice any way you want, but then had to tell your favorite teacher (past or present) exactly what happened, would you?
5. Did you ever make your Barbies have sex when you were little?
6. What time will it be in 13 hours, 57 minutes, and 26 seconds?
7. Are your farts deadly?
8. Pick up the nearest object and explain how you would use it to kill someone
9. Well, damn, the object failed. Creatively insult it, preferably including whose ass you'd like to make its new home
10. Whose mom would you burn on the ceiling?
11. Kiss me. Now, tell me what I did to make that the best kiss you've ever had
12. I have made a voodoo doll of you. What is the one place you'd really prefer I do not poke repeatedly with a fork?
13. What 7 books would you throw onto a bonfire?
15. Boo! I'm a ghost and I'm haunting you now. You can't get rid of me, however, if you order a pizza I'll be distracted for like half an hour. What's the one thing you would do when I'm not watching you (and shrieking critiques)?
16. I left you home alone for one fucking hour and I come back to this? Are you kidding me?! Describe the scene of whatever you couldn't clean up quick enough
17. Alright, I've granted you true love or eternal life or something like that, but at the cost of which of your five senses? (Taste, smell, sight, hearing, touch - in case ya didn't know)
18. What's your ridiculous excuse for why there's a panda bear sitting on the toilet?
19. I am a deadly assassin and you are my bumbling apprentice. How did you fuck up the latest kill?
20. Tell me all about the last place you threw up at
21. I completely removed one key from your keyboard and it's driving you insane. Which one was it?
22. Second worst thing you've ever thought about your best friend
23. We're getting down in da club and and I'm asking to go back to your place. Then, the lights come on. What fashion faux pas have you committed has made me change my mind because it's just that hideous?
24. Describe how you feel after watching me feed every last morsel of your favorite food left on earth to a unicorn
25. Rate me out of 10. Don't be honest
26. You are a wealthy Lord living in 13th century England. What rumors do the servants spread about you?