#intearsaboutrobots

somehow missed this in my inbox, so sorry for this being extremely fucking late but it's never too late for lymond/gabriel, amirite

feel like this meme does not adequately express my lymond/gabriel feelings. "get well soon" @ me because while I think it is dorothy's fault to begin with it is also mine. sending them to superhell together as the equivalent of basically putting them in a box and shaking it. it's awful. I'm so here for it.

MY BABY BOY!!

that’s a good bingo!!!! (the fuller the box the more true it is. btw)

hi! i would recommend the house shows leading up to wrestle kingdom (okada is soooo funny at house shows), and the main shows that happened between the G1 but before WK (like Destruction in Kobe is when Jay betrays him, and Destruction in Beppu had some really fun Exhausted!Okada as CHAOS implodes action). Also make sure to check out the post-match comments especially for the G1!

regency au!! i definitely cannot write this one because a) i don't know things so it wouldn't be historically accurate b) i don't care about being historically accurate so it'd just be vibes and repression

FUCK. uhh. um.

oh this is HARD.

if modern punk was heel that would make this harder... but. 00s nasty wet rat punk doing a crooked moonsault on me? and then i get to smash his pretty face in until he starts moaning selling like a whore?

...maybe it's less difficult than i'd thought lmao

Well chosen... “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.” and “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.” Now, maybe both of these scenes contain wounds that should be shown to a doctor, but in only one case is there a character who is willing to say it.

Also, I'm working on the other prompt. It feels like a Murderbot thing, but... it's demonstrably not bulletproof

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Clint blinked at her like trying to figure out what he was looking at.

"I said," Kate said delicately, "your stitches are broken and you're bleeding on the counter."

Clint kept blinking stupidly and started mouthing the word stitches.

Kate gave up on delicate. Reaching over, she jabbed him in the side and said, "Move the fuck over, dumbass."

He obediently toppled over all the way onto the floor. "Ow."

"I'm not sorry," she informed him. "Get those fixed."

"Noooooo, coffee," groaned the pathetic pile on the floor. "Coffee first. I'd kill for a coffee, literally."

"That'd mean getting up," Kate cheerfully informed him.

"... Fuck."

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Ibex huffed, breathing out the pain and pasting on an approximation of a smug grin. "You're not being very sympathetic to me."

Cass didn't even look up from the plasma burn they were smearing something onto. "I'm not going to be symptomatic until you go to a doctor."

"Don't you count, my dear?" Ibex leaned his head back, feeling his grin stretch into more of a grimace as he clenched his teeth.

"I'm a medic, Ibex," they spoke in a distracted mutter, "I never actually got a degree."

"In that case, get off of me."

"I'd fucking love to, if you'd go to a damn doctor about it."

wrt the nyx fears coverage i think you might be thinking of the hell house LLC series since to my knowledge neither haunt or hell fest are part of a series. the hell house movies do have a similar premise tho and are def also on my too-watch list (whether theyre any good or not. i get the feeling they might fall into a so-bad-its-good category)

but yea that does sound like a deeply annoying watch lol. its wild how in the year 2021 were still getting horror movies built on the exact same misogynist and racist tropes that were being thrown around in the 70s and 80s. i mean its not actually That surprising but still.

i dont actually watch a ton of slashers but yea if the idea of killers in a haunted house attraction compels you haunt is very enjoyable imo. of the sorta “classics” my favorite is the texas chainsaw massacre. recently my friend who absolutely doesnt watch horror watched some of it with me and even she liked it so ya know thats an endorsement.

1. why did they choose their class(es)? their subclass(es)?

PAL was built to be a fighting machine, so he was always going to be a more martial class. he chose paladin because he adheres to a strong chivalric moral code, and has a lot of faith in his companions and what can be accomplished through the power of friendship. the oath of devotion follows from that, he's very much about honesty, courage, compassion, honor, and duty.

9. do they care about their appearance? how much effort do they put into presentation?

he's been wearing the same clothes for a hundred years so you might think he doesn't care about how he looks, but the clothes are very important to him. he wears a tunic with his now nonexistant kingdom's symbol, tied at the waist with a chain, and a bit of yellow cloth around one arm. he tries to soften his look a bit, because he knows he's kind of scary, so he wears a flower crown that the party druid constantly refreshes.

23. how do they feel about nicknames, titles, or labels that have been given to them? how do they feel about their name?

he feels neutral about his name. he's never considered another, and it's short enough that people don't really give him nicknames. if someone was to give him a nickname, i think he'd mostly be confused by it. PAL is perfectly serviceable and describes him nicely

45. how do they hug people?

he picks people up in huuuge bear hugs that fall just short of breaking bones. he loves hugs!

64. do they value mercy or justice more?

justice, absolutely. PAL's code of honor demands satisfaction for offense or harm given. if you cross those under his protection, he will kill you without hesitation (but under fair circumstances, of course. you always get a fighting chance).

69. how would they describe their party members?

leaf (druid) - a Friend. needs protecting. must not be let out alone. can teach me about plants - ask sometime.

kelora (cleric) - a Friend. seems pretty capable but should still be protected at all costs. funny ears.