Aug 12, 2016
Sougo: Y'know, China girl… the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.
Kagura: Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you!
Sougo: What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!
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Sougo: Y'know, China girl… the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.
Kagura: Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you!
Sougo: What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!
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Shouyou [addressing dojo students]: Attention! Look at you lot! I've never seen such a miserable bunch! What are you? Children?
Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.
Shouyou: You think you're being funny, Gintoki?
Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.
Shouyou: All right, me too. Dismissed!
Madao: Hey, next week is my ten-year anniversary with Hatsu. Should I do something special?
Gintoki: You know what I like about our relationship, Hasegawa? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.
Gintoki: Hey, you didn't wake me up.
Kagura: I set the clock.
Gintoki: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.
Zura: Talk to him, that's what friends do.
Gintoki: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Zura: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Gintoki: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
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[Kamui answers his cell phone]
Kamui: Hello?
Umibozu: You get over here right now!
Kamui: Who is this?
Umibozu: This is you in twenty years!
Asaemon: [arrives at the yorozuya and puts a skull on the table]
Gintoki: What’s with the skull?
Asaemon: Oh, it’s my dad’s.
Gintoki: OH, MY GOD!
Asaemon: No, it’s not my dad. It belonged to my dad. He used to put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it’s Christmas, people still die. And you can put candy in it.
I’m gonna have donuts with a side of donuts.
Imai Nobume