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Sougo: Y'know, China girl… the ocean called. They’re running out of shrimp.

Kagura: Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you!

Sougo: What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!

#gintama #intama #kagura #okita sougo #submission #or:seinfeld

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Shouyou [addressing dojo students]: Attention! Look at you lot! I've never seen such a miserable bunch! What are you? Children?

Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.

Shouyou: You think you're being funny, Gintoki?

Young!Gintoki: Yes, sir.

Shouyou: All right, me too. Dismissed!

#gintama #intama #yoshida shouyou #sakata gintoki #shouyou trying to be stern but failing #or:dr who

Madao: Hey, next week is my ten-year anniversary with Hatsu. Should I do something special?

Gintoki: You know what I like about our relationship, Hasegawa? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.

#intama #gintama #hasegawa taizou #madao #sakata gintoki #asshole friend #or:brooklyn99

Gintoki: Hey, you didn't wake me up.

Kagura: I set the clock.

Gintoki: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you, thus insuring the wake up process.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #kagura #or:gilmoregirls

Zura: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Gintoki: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Zura: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Gintoki: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

#intama #gintama #katsura kotarou #sakata gintoki #so petty gintoki #tsk tsk #or:brooklyn99

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[Kamui answers his cell phone]

Kamui: Hello?

Umibozu: You get over here right now!

Kamui: Who is this?

Umibozu: This is you in twenty years!

#intama #gintama #umibozu #kamui #or:gilmoregirls

Asaemon: [arrives at the yorozuya and puts a skull on the table]

Gintoki: What’s with the skull?

Asaemon: Oh, it’s my dad’s.

Gintoki: OH, MY GOD!

Asaemon: No, it’s not my dad. It belonged to my dad. He used to put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it’s Christmas, people still die. And you can put candy in it.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #ikeda asaemon #she thinks it's cute #or:friends

I’m gonna have donuts with a side of donuts.

Imai Nobume

#intama #gintama #imai nobume #does she eat anything other than donuts??#or:gilmoregirls

Zura: I put all those flyers up and no one wants me to live with them.

Gintoki: Oh, c'mon, Zura, I'm sure you'll eventually find a roommate who's a clean non-smoking soba-loving joui-enthusiast that rinses the shower thoroughly after each usage.

Zura: Well, if you don't it gets mildewy.

Gintoki: You should live with my friend, Anal McLooney.

#intama #gintama #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #or:scrubs

[Takasugi is worried about impressing Gintoki]

Takasugi: [to himself] Don't be intimidated. Picture him in his underwear.

[pictures Gintoki in his strawberries underwear]

Takasugi: Oh no, he's hot!!!

#intama #gintama #takasugi shinsuke #sakata gintoki #takagin?#takagin #or:spongebob

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Takasugi: Children, it’s time I taught you the truth about perms and dads.

Shinpachi and Kagura: They’re both pigs?

Takasugi:

Takasugi: The bitterness is strong in these two.

#Submitted by sada-h-aru #intama #gintama #takasugi shinsuke #kagura #shimura shinpachi #ilovethis #😂#uncle sugi #or:thesimpsons #submission

Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.

Kagura

#gintama #intama #kagura #queen kagura #or:marrypoppins

Sakamoto: Check out my ships new stereo!

[plays music at ear bleeding level loud]

Gin: Wow.

Katsura: It sings!

Takasugi: Can we go now?

#Submitted by sada-h-aru #intama #sakamoto tatsuma #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #takasugi shinsuke #joui4 #or:teen titans #submission

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Kondo: You look happy. Let me guess, your bowl of ramen fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

Zura: No, can you do that? Why doesn't everyone just drop their ramen on the floor?

Kondo: I was trying to insult you.

Zura: Instead you gave me an amazing life hack!

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Takasugi: You’re supposed to be my friend!

Gintoki: I’m an adult man, I can have two close friends. -gestures to Katsura- Hell, I can have three close friends. -gestures to Sakamoto-

Takasugi: You wouldn’t.

Gintoki: I would.

Takasugi: [scoffs]

#submitted by nyatsuma #gintama #intama #takasugi shinsuke #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #joui4 #or:brooklyn99 #submission

Takasugi: Zura, it's been a long time.

Zura: Takasugi... look at you, developing a sense of style when no one was paying attention.

#gintama #intama #katsura kotarou #takasugi shinsuke #post-coma!takasugi is so gentle on the eyes y/y #or:american horror story

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