#instiles

Ultimate Ship Meme [x]

You know I knew you would come but I didn’t expect Stodric. :D

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - idk man, Stiles as a vampire sounds nice. “Scott I know what Godric meant you smell like shit”

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -They both cute, they both full of hormones so what the fuck do you expect?

How was their first kiss? - At the same time of their first sex, which was real bad bc slutty Stiles and pushy Godric and it was best sex to ever had, Godric has a lot of expectations to fill now.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Stiles

Who is the best man/men? - Eric and Scott

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Yeah idk

Who did the most planning? - Lydia. Bc fuck it, it’s a wedding and if she can force Stiles into a suit and make him look pretty she’s gonna do just that. And if she has to push Pam out of the way and make sure she doesn’t get in her way, she’ll do that. Pam’s pissed, btw.

Who stressed the most? -Stiles

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.You know when Lydia heard that yes Godric has this endless supply of money, she was all like “k bitches watch me spend it all”

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alexei bc... do you seriously need a reason?

Sex:

Who is on top? - Godric

Who is the one to instigate things? - Stiles

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -Stiles is getting better but he still stares at Godric and goes “HOW?”

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Stiles gets more but that’s okay

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -

How many children will they adopt? -

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -

Who is the stricter parent? -

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Godric

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Stiles

Who does the grocery shopping? - Godric bc if he didn’t, Stiles would life off junk food

How often do they bake desserts? - A lot, Stiles likes sweet things and Godric just can’t say no.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Since Godric hates cooking meat for Stiles, if he doesn’t get himself any, there’s none. Period. xD

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Godric

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -Stiles bc “Please I want Steak Godric please... I’ll suck you off if we go out”

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Stiles. Definitely Stiles

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Godric

Who is really against chores? -Stiles

Who cleans up after the pets? - Godric, they are his pets and Stiles is still in disbelieve

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Stiles

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Stiles

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Godric. And classy as he is, he stuffs it in Stiles’ underwear next time he sees him

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Godric

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dogs but if you mean Derek, Godric goes running with the pack

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - A lot. Stiles loves doing it and Godric loves how Stiles’ eyes light up when he does

What are their goals for the relationship? - rn Stiles wants much many sex and Godric wants to keep feeling happy with the idiot teenager he’s got himself

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Stiles, staying up all night is bad for his sleep cycle