#meme thread

sawyer-chambers​:

"Jesus fucking Christ," hidden beneath his copy of the Financial Times, he had rushed for shelter and found it beneath the edge of a closed shop. He hadn't been the only one with this idea, and a frankly soaked to the bone Sawyer offered a sheepish smile to his present company. No collar, he noted. Although he knew this wasn't indication for much other than wealth, Sawyer had always been more comfortable talking to people who were most like him.

"No one told me it could actually rain around here," he looked down at the makeshift umbrella in his hands. "Perhaps is it my cue to stop working today?"

Dammit! She had been so close.. Evelyn supposed it served her right for thinking that she could have made it, even with the clouds looming in the distance. Next time she would listen to her instincts and call for lunch delivery instead of trying to book it back with a bad leg. She still had another block to go, so with a reluctant sigh the brunette sought shelter with several others, offering a rueful smile to the man who had spoken.

“I could say the same. Here I thought that I could just go for a quick lunch. But I doubt very much that I’ll have a line of people waiting when I am able to get back” She giggled. “I”m Evelyn. You’re new then?”

“I FOUND YOU, FAKER!”

doomguarddwarf​:

Tyhren wasn’t entirely sure how they had gotten to this point, but it was a pretty moot point at this point.  They’d started off hanging out with Daisy doing her usual flirting.  The next thing Ty knew, both of them were naked on her bed, her hand on his cock stroking him until he was stiff and hard.  “Stone and Sky,” Ty gasped, his hands digging tight onto her when she first slid his cock into her mouth.  “If’n yer gonna be doin’ dat,” he panted softly, pulling her up so she could straddle his face.  “Yer gonna have tah come up here so ah can have ah taste too.”

Wrapping his hands around her hips, Ty let out a deep groan as Daisy started rocking against above him, sucking his cock into her warm, wet mouth.  Pulling her hips down toward his head, Ty leaned up to run his tongue between her folds, moaning as he tasted her wetness on his tongue.  He hadn’t known quite what to expect, never having had sex with a human before, but he found that he liked the taste of her as he pushed his tongue deeper inside her.

Daisy let out a little giggle against Ty’s rigid cock, the sounds and vibrations no doubt further arousing him. She was still a bit in disbelief that Ty hadn’t rejected her actions, the little kisses that she had placed along his neck, and the hand that slid further up his thigh as they had settled in to watch a movie. She had been very open with her interest and attraction from the start, but had truly started to think he wasn’t interested. Luckily for them both though..it appeared she had been wrong.

“Well you’re not gonna catch me saying no to that” Daisy informed him, but took her time adjusting her body as she was quite content where she was. Ty though took charge, with a strength that excited her, coating her core with a fresh gush of wetness that he was sure to notice. “Mmm...okay. You’ve convinced me” The witch giggled again, flicking the tip of his cock with her tongue as she settled comfortably into their new position.

W-Wha-Why-WHO’S CHILDREN ARE THESE AND WHY ARE THEY LEFT AT THE HOTEL?? 

Where are their parents-WHO DO THESE BELONG TO?! 

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I’m going to start off right here. You may add on by roleplaying as another character!:

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It’s beyond cute.. 

Santino was eyeing the brunette from across the room even before he made his way to the bar. Seeing how Dakota seemed to get flustered so easily at the most simple conversation of just catching up. 

The raven haired demigod sets an elbow on the counter just so he could rest his chin on his palm, and the older even has a soft smile gracing his lips until he hears how the other doesn’t blush. 

Tino chuckles, those icy blue eyes never leaving the brunette until he sees the small coaster coming for him, which he catches smoothly. 

// @dakotaxmp Continued

Bare feet scatter dirt and bits of leaves, but Pan doesn’t mind one bit as he lets himself into the demigod’s kitchen to take a seat unceremoniously on the kitchen counter.