#insta spill

omg is it time to compare these two faces to see who is the hotter one slash if Tony/Gem isn't just One Hottie Con Artist In A Trenchcoat???

IT IS! Let's dive in. First thing's first... The Hair.

ok i’ll try here we go 

@vixey-chakraborty KEEP THE COW CONTENT COMING BUT ALSO LET UR OWN NATURAL RADIANCE SHINE!!! I LOVE U PLEASE IM ASKING SO NICELY BUT ALSO VERY LOUDLY SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR 

@rikuxnakayama sir  i cannot keep buying overpriced coffee from [name redacted] just for the ten seconds of eye contact we have i simply do not make enough money have pity on me and POST 

@vitani-blackwell u arent really shy so i dont understand how you are not posting daily thirst traps i have seen your body and therefore seen god please RESUME REGULAR CONTENT 

@melody-the-unwritten typing ur username just now made me cry. :( melody i MISS YOu. melody i dont think u understand u could be miss swynlake if u wanted... this is your YEAR

@princess-ting-ting you post extremely quality pics of your fish and family jigsaw puzzles and stuff and thats valid and good plz dont stop but also you are the qin i respect in this world and i think you deserve to be told how beautiful u are js 

@littlelectriceelduh ur mysterious and look like the boy my mum warned me about. plz indulge my worst desires and help me star in my very own all time low pop punk fantasy 

@arista-the-musical BLASPHEMY that i am tagging a triton wtf did your sisters teach u!! arista when i say that i believe if you post selfies tagged #stopglobalwarming that it could maybe inspire a movement im not even being hyperbolic i think the power is in your hands and you should use it 

@cinderellaashbourne HONEY PLEASE COME HOME tiana as her roommate why are you not instilling in ella the confidence needed to become a powerhouse insta mom im just saying she could build an empire off her smile 

@babettexdurand seeing u makes me go  🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 sincerely do not think there are words... 

@evil--endeavors you want to be taken seriously as a business woman, totally fair! however, fourth wave feminism said stuff about idk owning ur sexuality or-- nvm dont do it for me do it for the young LESBIANS. also kick me in the face :) 

@one-lucky-lad small confession...i have a crush on this darling I KNOW I KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING however i am not immune to the specific charms of his beautiful blue eyes. im just saying haha what if we kissed 

@tink-bell tink used to post all the time but then she got her heart broken or something and i just think she needs to build up all that very valid fierce tink bell confidence she was famous for!! tink PLEASE give me the bed selfie i know you have! txt me u up ;) ? ask me to netflix and chill! also post on instagram obviously! 

@sanmononoke what is going on with this person real talk besides ofc being very hot as per swynlake’s hotness requirement. idk if she has an instagram. bet she’d post like feet pics and shit like that. think that we need a little bit of that spice in swynlake dont you!!! 

@moon-yeongjun frankly it is a crime that we are all collectively robbed of the journey that would be jun moon instagram experience. if you dont think he’s hot you’re lying to yourself!! new rule every time jun posts a petition he owes us a selfie its only fair idk im once again putting tiana to the task of making that happen

@notmuchofatail he’s been posting more lately but it is not enough for me. gregory eeyore is my past present and future. like im in love with him is what im saying. 

@a-merman-not-a-guppy stop pretending like you’re not a handsome lad its EMBARRASSING. what is the point also of designing ur own clothes if you arent putting up your wares on instagram. again this is just common sense i cannot believe im giving this immaculate advice for free. 

@notbad-justsungthatway again she posts decently but i think she should post more bc she is easily in the ten hottest people ever in swynlake. its a fact not an opinion and we’d all feel a lot calmer if she was active daily on instagram

@pinkpearlpark the coolest of the teens!! i need her to post so she can teach ME how to post. like idk what im doing teach me the ways of being an attractive rich cool person miss park! 

@bucktoothed--ice-prince again idk whats going on here he’s this very mysterious stranger who blew into town out of nowhere. maybe going without an instagram is the whole point but i would rather write dumb things on ur posts tbh

@trickster-knownas-pan AND A THIRD person who i know nothing about. maybe i am just nosy but also you are hot so you owe me something thats how survival of the fittest works maybe !!!!!!! i failed science three times!!!! 

@devyn-morey lol i know he posts a lot but obviously! obviously! 

@geehosaphat on the other hand martin has two posts on his instagram maybe and thats abysmal. martin you do realize you’re like. hot right. i mean it like you could be in a magazine. you’re hot. take off your shirt sometime maybe if you’re comfortable so you can flaunt it! 

@winndeavor again i know ur a serious business person who has a certain brand to maintain. on the other hand: you have abs. much to think about i know. 

@hclyghcst DISGUSTING that you could win jewel of the season or w/e and then disappear from my life. you owe me like ten selfies at this point! you’re cute kind and a good friend to people in your life! fuck im obsessed with u!! 

@vvinter-queen and now we shout out to her sister ANNA to help her. anna how is it that u have a moderately thriving bookstagram and yet elsa has no idea what a filter is. intervene. fix it. she’s beautiful. imagine how much ice cream u will sell. 

@gleamdncglow u dont have to post bc it might actually piss me off considering how pretty you are. but if you want to i guess (please please please please please please) 

@gabriella-marino you know what’s the best way to get to know ppl in town and make friends! yeah ur right, its thirst traps on instagram! i think you’re so cute on a serious note please tell me more about u...maybe in the captions on your thirst trap for instagram! 

YES I CAN!! 

Please contact Lachlann MacNab on his Twitter DMs! @DWNumber1fan 

omg making a completely subjective judgment of other people's insta game? Why, u didn't even have to ask!

first-- ppl i dont respect: PDA pictograms. WE GET IT. ur in love. no need to shove ur tongues down each other's throats i didnt subscribe to ur onlyfans. BOO to oliver saluki and pacifica northwest GET SOME PERSONALITIES.

now that that's over with. my top five.

5. The Soft Launch: shoutout to Mirabel and Alice for becoming insta-official and showing us how beautiful lady love can be! i do love seeing what a couple actually did with their valentine's day. it makes me feel like i was on the date with them uwu uwu uwu!

4. Cheeky Pic: paging ashlee bonfamille to show horndogs pacifica and oliver how its done with the cutest #tbt that hid her and michael darling's passionate embrace. it's cute, its intimate, but not TOO intimate!

3. Puppy Love: as if i WASNT going to pay tribute to the dog daddies of the day. Smee went the extra mile with a whole frikkin set for beautiful Squeaky. She looks like a queen, and she IS!

2. The Goofballs: this one is for the lovers who like to post unflattering/funny/humorous troll pics of their SO. a couple that laughs together loves together lives together eats together prays together etc. etc. Simba Bonfamille-Lyons wins for having an absurdly out of focus blurry MONSTROSITY. honorable mention to ian for capturing tony in his most deadpan

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... and brand new Spill Limited winter merch for my beloved tea cozies! And this might just be the best line yet!!! Seriously, like, I’ll even use punctuation this time?!?!

Sit with me by the fireplace, kiddos as I spin a yarn... it was a blustery day in early November when I received the most auspicious ask in my inbox from Swynlake’s talented and visionary Zero (@zerohallows), who wanted to bring a less Christmassy and Santified line of holiday merch to us all. Their art??? To die for! Pun intended!! 

And so it is with great honor that I present three new designs that you can purchase three ways! Each design is inspired by the winter solstice and honors those who hold such an occasion deer. Pun intended again!! You can get these in stickers, stock greeting cards to share with friends and family, and also in my favourite new item... specially designed Ugly Solstice Sweaters (tm). More info on ordering below!! 

STICKERS:  Pack of 9 - £3.00 Pack of 18 - £6.00 Pack of 27 - £8.00

GREETING CARDS  Stag (pack of 12) - £18.00 Tea (pack of 12) - £18.00 Moon (pack of 12) - £18.00 Winter Assortment (pack of 12) - £18.00

*cracks knuckles* WELL THEY DON'T CALL IT SEXY SUNDAY FOR NOTHING !!!

heyyyyyy @vixey-chakraborty my queen of cows my sweet beloved fashion entrepreneuer the lauren conrad of swynlake but cuter! lets celebrate farmers market with a SELFIEEEE

ahem @displacedprincess literal princess of a country why have u not lavished ur ROYAL SUBJECTS with ur beauty and grace and also ur faaaaaaaaaace

@inperfection-ashlee its no secret ur the fave of the ashleys for me. what color is ur hair????????? what are u up to! INSTAGRAM IT

@oh-heartlessman literally i am at a loss without ur black and white masterpieces like what is art without howl pendragon

@crickey-itsjake we get it ur girlfriend is hotter than u! no excuse to slack off now! get HER to take YOUR pic!

@lostinthewoods-kristoff i will never not hope for an abs pic mountain man of my dreams

@mighty-mitte HUNNYYYYYYYYYY no one does fierce quite like u spit in my face post that selfie

@waitingona-mirabel not a single person is cuter than u did u know there was a press release about it

@princess-haru-chan meanwhile not enough people are recognizing that haru is a total BABE who i want to date like im in love with her i'll bake her a pie

@wedonttalkabout-bruno this dude delivered me a pizza once and i passed out like my brain chemistry was CHANGED

@dian-morey IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! I MEAN NOT RLY BUT ITS UR HOMECOMING LETS MAKE A DAY OF IT SERVE ME FACE

@the-name-is-chip would LOVE to see what u got sir those long legs must be good for Something !

@kouros-herc i am never not asking for a thirst trap *to the tune of lauv's never not*

@the-coolest-mallard not enough ppl are recognizing the COMPLETE glow up that mr louie mallard has had like style check sexy height check glowing skin check luscious hair to rival tony rydinger's??? check check check

@madmagicmim girl i am waiting respectfully for u to drop the bathing suit pics from ur boiling isles trip I KNOW U HAVE THEM

@bullseye-short are u on insta. please get on insta. please consider a little bit of smize for me

@uffdah-riley i still dont understand a single word that comes out of their mouth but every time u post i take a knee

@apennywasted im risking the dilf anon for you

@maritimeericandersen did u know u look like an actual live prince from the story of my dreams

@fallcntrees THE RUBY OF MY HEART. THE EMERALD OF MY EYE. DAZZLING DIAMOND WHERE R U

@vvinter-queen sweet snowdrop of the winter valley where art thou

@princess-su it is your time to shine sweetie step into the spotlight and show swynlake waht u r made of i believe in u the town believes in u!!

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If i tag you, consider it ur Swynlake Duty to perk up our collective feeds with something cute! I will take anything: dogs, food instas, thirst traps (thirst traps r preferred!) 

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