Scene 457, darkness, inside the blogger's bedroom.
It is 4:53
My brain: Alert!! Alert!! We are AWAKE now! :D
Me: What? Why? What did you do?
My brain: Here's an alphabetical list of Everything We've Ever Done Wrong and a second list of Everything We're Sad About! D:
Me: Why do you always compile lists at night.
My brain: HEY remember that CAT we had whom we LOVED and then SHE DIED and we did NOTHING!!
Me: Despite my best efforts I have not yet mastered necromancy.
My brain: Don't we H A T E the flat we're living in?? Let's look for a NEW FLAT!!!
Me: That's my father's opinion, not yours.
My brain: HOMOPHOBIA is ROTTING --
Me: Socks.
My brain: ...socks?
Me: You love knitting socks. Go look at the stash, get the most obnoxious colours.
My brain: ...socks? Allowed... to cast on... socks??
Me: Yes, you're totally allowed to cast on some socks right now.
My brain: Socks!!!!! \o/
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Anyway my night is going great how are you all doing.
