#inriddlesandafairsofdeath

Oooooooo this is a fun one >:)

1) Steely Dan, I absolutely HATE this man but in a 💖 I Despise This Man 💖 way, and he gives me amazing angst thanks to The Lovers

2) Hol Horse, this silly pathetic wet cat of a man who's Trying His Best To Not Die and also he has the power of GUN which is one of my favorite things in magic universes

3) Miu Miu, her Stand was....... absolutely TERRIFYING

4) Wekapipo, even though he sorta joined the good guys in the end (I think? it's been a while). He was really neat and I liked him a lot :>

OOOOOOOOO

However, may I also raise a slightly different alternative:

what if as an impulsive decision on Giorno’s part, he tried doing the same thing he’d done with himself. He saw Bucciarati dying and panicked, not wanting to loose one of the only people who cared for him and fused him with Sticky Finger in order to save his life

But because no one actually knew Gio was dead at that point, Bucciarati didn’t know that what Giorno had done was intentional or even possible and ends up hiding it and sort of possessing his own corpse like he does in canon. Maybe he uses Sticky Finger’s zipper ability to make it work, idk

This way Giorno still gets to feel conflicted about the whole thing because “why could I save him and not myself???” but probably wouldn’t linger on it for too long because he’s not unhappy with this result, mostly just. Confused.

If this is the thing I think it is, they barely got it past censors as it is apparently!

it’s def the thing you think it is

I’m just sort of in a weird spot abt it bc I understand censorship (and honestly, way to go on dodging the censors, really, I’m impressed and jubilant). I’m just remembering Samurai Flamenco, a similar anime in terms of relationship development in a non-yaoi/yuri genre, that had no trouble showing two women making out on screen (as far as I know anyways) but when guys do it it’s suddenly more unacceptable haha

HUG ASGORE

KISS??? GRILLBY???????

WE WILL MAKE IT WORK!! WE CAN’T GIVE UP WE’LL FIGURE OUT A WAY! 

YOU KNOW THAT’S SOMETHING I SOMETIMES PONDER ON MYSELF. THEY’RE KINDA JUST...THERE.

BUT HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

The problem here is that Papyrus wouldn’t be able to choose. If he could change places with them all, he would. He’d have to be told who to save and then made to not try to save everyone. He doesn’t have the will power to not try to save everyone.

He cannot pick over people like that. Even if it was like... Sans and then two strangers, he wouldn’t be able to choose. It’s just not something he can do, because he loves and believes in everyone.