#inkyslumber

Inspired by this comic by meruz. I couldn't help myself. I have no regrets. None. You cannot make me regret this.

[ A parody of "I'm A Believer", by Smash Mouth ]

I thought hate was Only true in comedies Meant for someone else But not for me Spades were out to get to me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted All my dreams

And then I saw his face Now I'm a believer He's not gay Can't help if he's straight I see spades I'm a believer I couldn't pity If I tried

I thought hate was More or less platonic things But the more I gave the less I got, oh yeah What's the use in trying All you get is rage When I wanted Egbert I got Cage

And then I saw his face Now I'm a believer He's not gay Can't help if he's straight I see spades I'm a believer I couldn't pity If I tried

What's the use in trying All you get is rage When I wanted Egbert I got Cage

And then I saw his face Now I'm a believer He's not gay Can't help if he's straight I see spades I'm a believer I couldn't pity If I tried

So out of all of my Homestuck ships, I'd have to say Meuloz is my OTP. That being said, I wrote a parody for them~

[ A parody of "I Will Follow You Into the Dark", by Death Cab for Cutie ]

Matesprit mine, some day we will die They'll all be close behind I've been with you right from the start Damara's fight coupled with Meenah's might They may say Kankri's right Why can't we just follow our heart?

Your Mirthful Messiahs decide That they're just not satisfied Initiate a Scratch just to bring forth their light You think no one's beside you As you carry on But I've been with you right from the start

In coloured blood that covers all those walls I see our dancestors as one comes to an end And I don't cry out, as you told me so, "Meu, don't go against their will." We couldn't look away

Your Mirthful Messiahs decide That they're just not satisfied Initiate a Scratch just to bring forth their light You think no one's beside you As you carry on But I've been with you right from the start

You and me will see all there is to see We'll go climb the big brain tree And our hands will sign at a speed So unheard, yet we'll catch every word They can't destroy our mirth Not without that double-death I'd like to see them try

So initially, I was just going to write this with a specific blood caste of trolls in mind (purple highbloods, in fact) but...well, it's more fun if it just fits any trolls, right? Right.

[ A parody of "So What", by P!nk ]

Na na na na na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na na na na

I guess I just found my target This one's a little shit So I'm gonna pay a visit We'll talk just a little bit (hah!) I've got a brand new enemy I'm gonna kill 'em tonight They got themselves in trouble Somebody's gonna die

Na na na na na na na somebody's gonna die Na na na na na na na somebody's gonna die

So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And you are falling And guess what? Your lusus outside It put up no fight I've conquered your hive tonight Don't you try I won't lie There's no mercy So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And now it's your turn to die

(Oh, that'll stain, oops)

Your quadrants just knocked on my door And asked me just where you went (heh!) They threatened to call a highblood I don't care 'bout their bullshit (sigh!) What if I play off innocence That nobody's gonna buy I'm gonna call out bullshit These trolls might wanna die

Na na na na na na na these trolls might wanna die Na na na na na na na these trolls they all wanna die

So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And you are falling And guess what? Your lusus outside It put up no fight I've conquered your hive tonight Don't you try I won't lie There's no mercy So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And now it's your turn to die

You tried to run You were too slow You begged to live But that's no show They looked for you They came to me I sent them off I didn't care

So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And you are falling And guess what? Your lusus outside It put up no fight (no fight) I've conquered your hive tonight Don't you try (don't you try) I won't lie (I won't lie) There's no mercy So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And now it's your turn to die

Oh yeah, oh yeah Now it's your turn to die You ran too slow I've conquered your hive tonight Don't you try (don't you try) I won't lie (I won't lie) There's no mercy So, so what? I'm still here standing I got my weapons And now it's your turn to die

FOR MY FRIEND, WES, AN AMAZING EQUIUS.

[ An English parody of "PONPONPON", by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ]

What if everyone worked out In every gym that you can find throughout the town Imagine if they met up just to show their STRENGTH And one by one they STRONGLY stared up into the night sky

If everyone would work out with a glass of milk And understand that STRENGTH is something to be built Then that would be the work out that we all would do Soon enough we'd find that all our b100d is b100

PON PON let's be STRONG Working out can be so fun There is nothing wrong With a little sweating now Towels are going fast I just broke another glass WEI WEI let us go Be careful not to pass out though

PON PON can't you see Endless STRENGTH in you and me STRONG STRONG we will be Put a little trust in me

HEY HEY broken glass Things like that they never last YEAH YEAH get a drink Working out makes me happy

Working out PON Getting STRONG is PON This merry-go-round can be way STRONGER Working out PON Getting STRONG is PON I broke another one - apologies

PON PON let's be STRONG Working out can be so fun There is nothing wrong With a little sweating now Towels are going fast I just broke another glass WEI WEI let us go Be careful not to pass out though

PON PON WEI WEI WEI PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON WEI WEI PON PON PON WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI PON PON WEI WEI WEI PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON WEI WEI PON PON PON WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI

What if everyone worked out In every gym that you can find throughout the town Imagine if they met up just to show their STRENGTH And one by one they STRONGLY stared up into the night sky

If everyone would work out with a glass of milk And understand that STRENGTH is something to be built Then that would be the work out that we all would do Soon enough we'd find that all our b100d is b100

PON PON can't you see Endless STRENGTH in you and me STRONG STRONG we will be Put a little trust in me

HEY HEY broken glass Things like that they never last YEAH YEAH get a drink Working out makes me happy

Inspired by the disastrous addiction craze sweeping the (Kalos) region, I've written a song for shiny hunters out there who take the route of the Masuda method.

My initial intention was to sing it myself, however, I'm recovering from a sinus infection. So, as long as I'm credited, feel free to sing it in my place. <3

[ A parody of "Mr. Brightside", by The Killers. ]

Inky: there is a special place in hell for us

Inky: the toastiest spot

Inky: (toast not included)

Fruity: damn i was excited for hell toast

Inky: "mum when i die, bury me with bread"