Infinity War Funny Moments:
Tony calling Ebony Maw ‘Squidward’
“Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”
“What’s this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?” “He’s from space. He’s trying to steal a necklace from a wizard.”
“Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”
Everything the cloak of levitation does
“Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.” “Yeah, but the kids seen more movies.”
“The Avengers have split up. Like a band...Like the Beatles.”
“There’s an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?”
Drax interrupting Peter and Gamora’s kiss and then thinking he’s invisible by standing completely still
“You’re one sandwich away from being fat.”
“He looks like a pirate and an angel had a baby.”
The look on Peter’s face when Thor has his hand on Gamora’s shoulder
The entire scene where Peter is imitating Thor
Thor constantly referring to Rocket as a rabbit
Groot language being an elective on Asgard
“Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” “Like Kevin Bacon?” “I’ve been away for a while but yes, he might be on the team.”
“I like to think of myself as a titan killing long term booty call.”
“Let her go or I will blow that nut sack of a chin right off your face.”
“It will kill you.” “Only if I die.” “Yes. That’s what killing you means.”
Peter being banned from making pop culture references
“Please don’t put your eggs in me!”
“Where is Gamora?” “I’ll do one better. Who is Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better, why is Gamora?”
“You’re from Earth?” “I’m not from Earth. I’m from Missouri.” “Yeah that’s on Earth, dipshit.”
The look on Peter Q’s face when Peter P insults Footloose
“We kick names and take ass.”
Bruce bowing to T’Challa
Bruce making a fool of himself in the Hulkbuster armour
“New haircut?” “I see you’ve copied my beard.”
“I am Groot!” “I am Steve Rogers”
Rocket wanting to buy Bucky’s arm
Wanda coming into the battle and kicking ass. Okoye: “Why was she up there this whole time?”
Nick Fury disappearing before saying ‘motherfucker’
