But what if someone in the Hamlet has a crush on YOU, Heir?
Now that is just crazy talk!
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But what if someone in the Hamlet has a crush on YOU, Heir?
Now that is just crazy talk!
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Who is it?!Â

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infiniteprobabilities replied to your photo “My Inktober theme is gonna be chains and bondage…. that’s just the…”
i just want the flagellant to burst in like the kool aid man and save the poor heir because he heard the sound of chains and whipping from miles off
infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “I wonder your thoughts on some of the more...unsavory individuals you...”
In this house we love and respect 0 Crit! Bleed
He knows what he did in the Cove.
Ever consider Hamlet Speed Dating? You know, for those days the Brothel is closed.
There are options besides standing next to the wall hoping someone will talk to you?!Â
infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “How did you meet the Flaggelant? What got him so dedicated to you that...”
I like to think the iron crown carving is a Flagellant Friendship Bracelet
Is that so?

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Piggybacking on the 50 Words for Dick post (which I totally did not send anon) I like to think that Ashlander pals will roast each other without mercy and there's some sort of subtle difference in language or tone or something to reflect a friendly verbal evisceration versus a true "fuck off housemer" rant, because they're Dunmer and a third of Dunmer society is built on spite
Listen, I know I keep saying my conlang isn’t canon, but I 1190% guarantee you that Ashlander language has, at all times, at least six ways of roasting someone, probably on several linguistic, tonal, etymological and grammatical levels simultaneously. Exhibit A.
Even in casual conversation, translating from Velothis always means figuring out how many layers of sarcasm, ironic understatement, passive aggression, ironic overstatement, aggressive(ly vague) passive tense and sense-reversing negatives you have to unpeel before you can tell what your interlocutor actually THINKS. (Or wants you to think that he thinks. If he’s a Zainab.)
infiniteprobabilities replied to your post “infiniteprobabilities replied to your photo “Once in a while, the...”
Should have said "them" sorry! But this picture is amazing
TBH, like 90% of people use He/Him pronouns on the heir. Â
Overall the heir isn’t really talking about trans/NB identity like a modern person or even a person who mentions things about themself...... considering that the heir constantly forgets to mention their own name even.....Â
infiniteprobabilities replied to your photo “Once in a while, the heir does not use the tavern. ”
This makes me want to see your heir in the flagellant's costume but like...it's too big for him