#indulgence;

DIRK: This is also… technically my holiday. Since ‘death’ is one of my aspects, and that general season is tied in with honoring the dead but…DIRK: That’s more from a ‘temporary’ standpoint than anything.DIRK: Until someone else picks up the ‘Death and Tombs’ role, that is, but I have a feeling that won’t be for a good while…

TT: And who knows...? TT: Someone more merciful may hear you.

DIRK: It is the worst. DIRK: Calli’s a sweetheart--her brother is Not. DIRK: He’s got this ‘fun’ little habit of lying when his sister’s not around to whip him upside the head with that divine tambourine of hers, you see...?  DIRK: Fuck that guy.

HAL: You wouldn’t want some sort of unseen, unprecedented,HAL: CALAMITY,HAL: to befall you.HAL: Now would we, anon?

DIRK: A goddamn mess is what they are, anon.

DIRK: It’s like playing a game of ‘balance except everything is confusing, your soul is splintered into two, and you’re in love, hate, disgust and adoration all at once.DIRK: Or... I don’t know.DIRK: Mine and Hal’s relationship isn’t exactly an ideal example of what complementary counterparts ought to be.DIRK: It’s actually pretty damn dysfunctional as a matter of fact--if someone forced me to put a label on it.DIRK: To put things into perspective here--the last time we fucked, the entirety of the Passenger Pigeon population went extinct.DIRK: But?DIRK: The first time I heard from Roxy, about how well she and Rose get along? And how their aspects work together to make the Universe a better place overall??DIRK: I was like: ‘Wait what.”

DIRK: Trolls and humans are a thing on earth, so us Skaian gods tend to take on their image. Or, maybe they’re made in our image.DIRK: It’s been so long that no one’s cared to remember anymore. DIRK: Some of us just tend to lean towards a certain ‘image’ more than others…DIRK: I can’t say I interact with them much. Aside from the ones that make trouble.