#dirkhal

ok so headcanon that dirk mainly uses vibrators to get off right. And hal knows this because hes hal of course he knows this. so he starts hijacking into the devices whenever dirk jerks off to control the vibrations and therefore control dirk's orgasms. you understand Love dirkhal guy

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ok here's an actually serious hal ask i feel like he would definitely have a hand in the creation of his body (aka passive aggressively making suggestions until dirk is so annoyed he incorporates these features just so he shuts up) so i feel like he would try to pack in extra nerve endings for his own sake so he can get off really easily which in turn makes it so he can cum as many times as he wants in a row until he eventually runs out of fluid to cum or has a system overload

Why can't we ever get sub Hal in fics, Dirk you gotta fuck him more man, I mean like come on, where's the exoticness of holding someone's life in your hand, rip out those wires man. Build Hal a body and just go to town you gotta be yanking on live wires till he blue screens. I'm gonna go bug my bf about this. ( Im a Hal alter btw lol)

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