#incredible...

well well well if it isn't dale capitalizing on homophobic paranoia in order to get his story sold and climb the ladder at his job

at my friends house and its literally a popmart museum

I was going to watch a video while eating my sandwich, but after 5 minutes of opening every video that looked interesting I now have 20 tabs open and I finished my sandwich before starting even one video

a friend just got back from visiting his long-distance girlfriend in america over christmas. she lives in boston and her parents are in rural pennsylvania. he said the best cafe in all of boston is about the same quality as the worst cafe here, and he didn't have one good coffee the entire time he was there in four different states. you don't realise how good we have it here in regional south australia until you hear that there is no good cafe food in america. he did go to a drive through bank that used pneumatic tubes though, but i don't think that makes up for it.

Maybe if his name was the Mechanic he'd actually be able to fly the tardis successfully once in a while