#incorrecttww

Pilot: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure. Hecate: Pippa: Don’t fucking say it Hecate: I didn’t say anything Pippa: I swear if you say it- Hecate: I haven’t said it! Pippa: Hecate: Are you feeling secure? Pippa: FUCK YOU

Hecate: Mildred, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Mildred: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

Hecate: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you. Dimity: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool! Hecate: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool.

Hecate: Pippa: Hecate: You okay, Pip? Pippa: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?! Hecate: woah

Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.

Hecate: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil. Pippa, hugging her from behind: Oh.

Pippa: Have you seen Hecate? Dimity: Not since this morning. Why? Is she missing? Pippa: Oh no, she’s fine. She’s just really pretty and I want people to see her.

Hecate, to Mildred who is packing: Since you won’t be able to contact me for at least a month, I’ve packed a complimentary bag of advice. Hecate: For example, “Mildred, stop doing that!” Just applies to everything.