Incorrect Hicsqueak Quotes

Mildred, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Hecate: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Pippa: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Miss Cackle: You know what they say: shoot for the moon, and if you miss, at least you’ll land among the stars. Miss Hardbroom: Or suffocate in space, I suppose.

Pippa: I'd kill someone if you asked me to. Hecate: I'm sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask.

Pippa: How do you want your coffee? Hecate: Black, like my soul. Pippa: Pippa: My love, your soul is a latte.

Mildred, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. Hecate: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Pippa: Have you seen Hecate? Dimity: Not since this morning. Why? Is she missing? Pippa: Oh no, she’s fine. She’s just really pretty and I want people to see her.

Pippa: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities. Pippa, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Mildred: [when Miss Hardbroom suddenly appears in front of her] God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!

Hecate: Pippa: Hecate: You okay, Pip? Pippa: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?! Hecate: woah

Pippa: Did Hecate just tell me she loves me for the first time? Julie: Yes. Pippa: And did I just do finger guns back? Julie: Yes, yes you did. Julie: She’s going to kill you. Pippa, face palming: Not if I do first.

Hecate: Pip are you jealous? Pippa: No. Hecate: Are you sure? Pippa: Yes. Hecate: Can I get a kiss? <3 Pippa: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

Miss Cackle: Where is Hecate? Pippa: She went to go fight everyone who has hurt me. Miss Cackle: Oh no, who first? Pippa: Herself. She’s been yelling at the mirror for the last hour.

Hecate: Plays Slender: The Eight Pages Jumpscare Hecate: Jumps back OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!

Mildred: [when Miss Hardbroom suddenly appears in front of her] God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!

Miss Bat: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Dimity: I sleep with a gun under mine. Hecate: You two are pathetic. Miss Bat: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with? Hecate: Pippa.

Mildred: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.