Incorrect Hicsqueak Quotes

Mildred: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Hecate: ARE YOU- Dimity: Fucking. Hecate: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Dimity: Fucking. Hecate: IDIOT! Ms Bat: …What was that? Dimity: She has a bet against Pippa, so I’m helping her out.

Hecate, when Pippa comes back from the coast: When I said "bring me a beach souvenir" I meant like a shell or something. Pippa, while wrangling a pigeon: Well you didn't fucking SAY THAT.

Miss Cackle: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Pilot: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure. Hecate: Pippa: Don’t fucking say it Hecate: I didn’t say anything Pippa: I swear if you say it- Hecate: I haven’t said it! Pippa: Hecate: Are you feeling secure? Pippa: FUCK YOU

Ada, giving Hecate advice to talk to Pippa: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin. Hecate, to Pippa: You seem malnourished.

Pippa in a letter to Hecate: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL.

Hecate: Guess what I’m about to get. Dimity: On my nerves. Pippa, grinning: Married. Dimity: *Faints*

Hecate, to Mildred who is packing: Since you won’t be able to contact me for at least a month, I’ve packed a complimentary bag of advice. Hecate: For example, “Mildred, stop doing that!” Just applies to everything.

Pippa: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set? Hecate: No, I said “Pippa, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do". And then you licked the swing set.

Hecate: What? What’s your plan? Mildred: I’m not telling you. Hecate: Why? Mildred: Because, you won’t like it.

Hecate, pouring a drink from the cart: Pippa, walks up to her with a pout: I’ll have the usual. Hecate: *Puts the decanter down to give her a hug*

Pippa: Don’t change the subject. Hecate, sighing: What’s the subject? Pippa: Me.

Pippa: Why would someone want to hurt Hecate? Dimity: Maybe because they met her?

Hecate: My father got me a card that said “get better soon” Pippa: I didn’t realize you were feeling ill, darling. Do you need anything? Hecate: I’m not. He just wanted me to do better….at life.

Hecate: I’m into dark humor. Pippa: *Turns off the light* Pippa: Would you like to hear a joke? Hecate: … Hecate: I love you.

Pippa: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life. Hecate: I get up at 5 am. Pippa: Pippa: I- I can live with that.