#incorrectstarlightquotes

Greaseball: Yo dumbass, get over here.

I've come to make an announcement. Red Caboose is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his train fucking engine dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Red Caboose you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Starlight Express? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too...

Greaseball: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Slick, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Momma

Lumber: Slick said it's my turn with the braincell.

CN: Truth or dare?

Joule: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire