Nov 13, 2020
Geralt: Are you mad, Jaskier?
Jaskier: I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.
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Geralt: Are you mad, Jaskier?
Jaskier: I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.
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Jaskier: I guess you could say I have..... fallen for you *winks*
Geralt: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs... how are you even alive-
Jaskier: You know, sometimes it’s hard to notice red flags when you’re in a relationship. It’s like horse blinders. I once dated a man that didn’t believe in using a dyer, so he would nail wet clothes to the wall until they dried. How did I not know he was an idiot? How did I think “I love him!”?
Jaskier: I take it you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.
Valdo Marx:
Jaskier: Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.
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Jaskier: Sometimes I wonder why I’m with you.
Geralt, slightly panicking: Uhmm, really?
Jaskier: Yeah, but then I remember you’re an asshole like me and I can’t stop loving you.
Geralt: Good, I started to worry.
Jaskier: Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and The Virgin.
Geralt: That's the world's saddest crime-fighting duo.
Jaskier: Did you hear that?
Geralt: No, hear what?
Jaskier: … Are you lying to make me feel better?
Geralt: Yeah, that was fucking terrifying! Let’s get this hunt over with!