Nov 1, 2020
Jaskier: Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.
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Jaskier: Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.
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JASKIER: Alright, guys, we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.
GERALT: Who?
JASKIER: Thatβs the thing, we donβt--
JASKIER:
Geralt: 'Have kids' they said. 'It'll be fun' they said
Ciri, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT! PIT IT OUT!
Jaskier: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Ciri: It's called a fire extinguisher. FIRE. EXTINGUISHER
-glass shatters. Jaskier screams-
Geralt: Don't have kids. Don't
Geralt, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with seven espresso shots.
Jaskier, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.