Sep 1, 2020
Hiccup: “Okay, so here’s the plan-”
Toothless: “No plan. Only fire.”
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Hiccup: “Okay, so here’s the plan-”
Toothless: “No plan. Only fire.”
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Astrid: We're just friends.
Hiccup: Well, she is, I'm not.
Dagur: My sister is on a mission, so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
Snotlout: Why
Dagur: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
Astrid: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Hiccup: Have everyone stand.
Fishlegs: Bring three more chairs!
Snotlout: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Tuffnut: Kill three.
Anyone who’s ever met Hiccup(15): What’s up with this sassy lost child?
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Hiccup: *hatches an egg* Guys! I’m a mother now! *sobs* Look at it! It’s beautiful!
Snotlout: Don’t you mean “father”?
Astrid: *punches Snotlout* Let the new mother be!
Stoick, a respected and loved Chief, facing a foe: We will fight. One of us will win, the other will fall. Our battle will be epic, glorious, our tribes will tell of this day for generations.
Hiccup, a smart dumbass, facing a foe: YOU’VE YEE’D YOUR LAST ‘HAW’!
Astrid: Hiccup, your hair.
Hiccup: It’s fine.
Astrid: It’s mess!
Hiccup: A fine mess! *finger guns*
Astrid: *punches shoulder*