Cosmo: [Trying to get a leptop to work] This thing won’t even switch on! D:
Jorgen: *sarcastically* Yes. It’s hard to believe pressing the same button over and over isn’t yielding any results.

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Cosmo: [Trying to get a leptop to work] This thing won’t even switch on! D:
Jorgen: *sarcastically* Yes. It’s hard to believe pressing the same button over and over isn’t yielding any results.

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Sometime when the Pixies almost take over FairyWorld
Wanda: [watching the pixies making fairies miserable with boring policies] this is horrible!
Timmy: They can't do that to the fairies!
Jorgen: Yeah! Only I can do that to the fairies!
If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs.
Chester McBadbat
Tad: Go away! Nobody likes you!
Veronica: HE'S STILL THERE!
Mrs. Turner: Honey, do you want salad?
Mr. Turner: Yes. Wait. I'm not hungry.
Mrs. Turner: So is that a 'no'?
Mr. Turner: Yes. *to Timmy who's sitting next to him* I really hate salad.
(This can also work with Cosmo and Wanda)

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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
Norm (most likely to Cosmo)
Please let this conversation not be taking place.
Timmy Turner (During awkward conversations with his parents about puberty. AND when Jorgen tells him he’s going to loose Cosmo and Wanda)
Wanda told me I need to be more responsible. I just found a Post-it note I wrote to myself. All it says is "remember the thing" Nailed it
Cosmo