#incorrectsfge

Lesso: There’s something I need to get off my chest. Dovey: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

Stranger: Is that woman annoying you? Clarissa: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

Dovey: Darling, you’ve got that face on again. Lesso: What face? Dovey: The “She’s hot when she’s clever” face. Lesso: This is my normal face. Dovey: Yes it is. Lesso: Oh, shut up. Dovey: Not a chance.

Dovey: Why is your back covered with scratches? Lesso: *flashbacks to her chasing a raccoon after Dovey told her to leave it alone* Lesso: I’m having an affair.

Leonora: I didn’t understand why people loved their dumb girlfriends so much until I got a dumb girlfriend myself Leonora: I’ve only had Clarissa for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

Lesso: Okay, codenames. Lesso: I’m Eagle One. Lesso: Rafal is “Been There Done That” Lesso: Dovey is “Currently and Forever Doing That” Lesso: Emma is “It Happened Once in a Dream” Lesso: And Manley is………Eagle Two Manley: Oh thank god.

Clarissa: I know you want to keep me safe, darling, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave. Lesso: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.

Dovey: I’m ignoring you Lesso: Dovey: I said I’m ignoring you! Lesso: Dovey: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!!!