#incorrect-arslansenki

You’ve just activated my trap card!

Omg you guys, I am so so so so so sorry that I’ve been so inactive these past few days. I’ve been so busy at home and at work that I hardly get any time to myself. 😧 but don’t worry, I wont be so busy anymore and I have some requests that I will be posting up hopefully tomorrow so stay tuned! \(^•^)/ I would post them today but I’m exhausted so I’m going to sleep early

Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or in hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance - a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

The hardest part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling of the mirror against my lips.

I’m pretty sure Kubard’s liver is already dead.

Oh no, this is bad. I should not have done this.

One time, I waited outside a girl's house for five days just to show her how serious I was about drilling her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

That's... That's too much responsibility. I've gotta find a way out of this.