#incorrect tyrus

cyrus: can i sit?

tj: sure

cyrus: let’s play 21 questions you start

tj: uhh, whats your favorite color

TJ: look, just because I am dating Cyrus doesn't mean I know how the fuck I did that.

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luke: SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE THESE HINTS MAJOR SO THAT THEY WILL NOTICE??!!?

josh: lu-

luke: HEART EYES? HANDS ALMOST TOUCHING? STARING TOO LONG? PERFECT

Amber: *point at TJ's notebook* what is that word?

TJ: that's 'that' in capital letters

Amber: that's not a 't', that's an 'i', sweetie

TJ:

TJ: shit, I wrote 'ihai' instead of 'that'!

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Marty: I know how the trans flag look like.

Buffy: you know how the trans flag look like?

Marty: *nods*

Buffy: why do you know how the trans flag look like?

Marty: ... I just do.

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Buffy: are you kidding me?! That was a great idea! I almost voted for it myself before I remembered it was my idea.

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Jonah: I want to draw the bisexual flag

Andi: why the hell do you want to draw the bisexual flag?

Jonah: ... Reasons.

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Amber: so tell me about the show you're watching.

Cyrus: there's a girl, and she have a mother.

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TJ: what's the name of the summer camp you went to? I might go there as well

Cyrus: gayland.

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Andi: I don't think letting TJ and Marty work together is a good idea.

Buffy: it's not. It's really not.

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Marty: *two sits away from TJ* I miss you so much!

TJ: I can't believe they won't let us be together!

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Andi: I want to have a girlfriend by the end of this year. I mean, I go to art school! You don't go to art school if you're straight!

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Cyrus: I made you a sandwich.

TJ: what? Why did you made me a sandwich?

Cyrus: you never eat at school and I was worried.

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Cyrus: b- but he's a vampire, and he's soft and I love him!

Buffy: he's a vampire! He drinks people blood, how is he soft?!

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Amber (teacher): what is that in your hands? It's not a phone, is it?

TJ: actually, it is

Amber:

Amber: I gave you a way out, you wasted it

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Buffy: what are you wearing?

Amber: pants.

Buffy: those are not pants. Those are boxers.

Amber: but they're long so technically, they're pants

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Amber (teacher): who here thinks they're smart and have a future?

TJ: *put his hand up together with the rest of the class*

Amber, to TJ: put it down.

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Andi: want to hear Simon Lewis entire life story?

Amber: please no.

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Andi: you're in art school! You're not supposed to put your art inside a closet!

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Cyrus: so Simon Lewis-

TJ: wait, his name is Simon Lewis? Like, he have two first names?

Cyrus:

Cyrus: yes.

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Amber: you know, this two girls from my class went to pride parade.

TJ: why couldn't they take me?

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Andi: my teacher is totally gay, he likes art!

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Cyrus: I got married.

Marty: ok, so that means you're gay.

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Buffy: I can feel my iq getting lower just by standing in this class.

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Amber: wait, so are you team delena or stelena?

TJ: delena

Amber: good.

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Gus: that poster look like one of the Percy Jackson movies

Amber: we don't talk about them in this household.

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Cyrus: I feel so alone, being the only one in this school who read this book and watched the show.

Amber: Andi watch Shadowhunters

Cyrus: Andi watch Shadowhunters?!

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Cyrus: so what happened here?

Jonah: so basically-

Walker, mouthing behind him: don't.

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Buffy: we honestly need cameras in this classroom, it's basically a zoo

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TJ: were you the one that told me what was the most efficient way to cut myself?

Amber: no. No I wasn't.

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Cyrus: oh no! I can't find my pe class! We're usually in the gym, but they weren't there when I checked! Oh well, I guess I have to go to the library or something like that now.

Gus: actually, they're in the basketball field! I can take you there!

Cyrus: well you can be oblivious

TJ: well you can be very judgy

Cyrus: you can be intimidating

TJ: you know what else you are?

Cyrus: what?

TJ: really fucking cute

Also maybe kind of my contribution to Tyrus week? Dunno.

TJ: Cool... Wait. They know you are gay?!

TJ: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

TJ: [kisses Cyrus]