Apr 4, 2022
Bones: Be careful.
Jim: You know me.
Bones: Yeah, that’s why I’m saying BE CAREFUL.
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Bones: Be careful.
Jim: You know me.
Bones: Yeah, that’s why I’m saying BE CAREFUL.
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Jim: Bones, come on. There’s a thin line between prescience and paranoia.
Bones: Jim, there’s a thinner line between bravery and stupidity. Genius and insanity.
Jim: Bones-
Bones: Being alive and kicking the damn bucket.
Shore Leave
Bones: I’m a drunktor, not a dock...
Bones: A drocter-
Bones: A dunct-
...
Bones: I’m drunk.
Jim: We know, Bones.
Jim, looking at a sent report on his PADD: Ah, crap.
Bones, from the other side of the Bridge: Hmm?
Jim: I made a typo.
Bones: You need a hypo??
*sounds of doctorly running*
Jim: a TYPO a TYPO no bones please don’t aaaagh
Jim, weakly protesting yet another entertaining but inopportune Spock and Bones argument: Come on, gentlemen, we don’t have time for this!
Voiceover narrator: They did, in fact, have time for this.
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*Kirk, Bones, and Spock are locked up in a cell*
Bones: Well, you’ve really landed us in it now, Jim.
Spock: Captain, I agree. That fight was ill-advised.
Jim: Now, Spock, I wouldn’t so much call it a fight. It was more just a-
Bones: Don’t you dare-
Jim: Kirk-fuffle.
Bones: Jim we are literally CHAINED TO A WALL right now
Bones: ...and that’s the full list of 928 things you should be afraid of in space.
Bones: Thanks for coming to my Dread Talk.
Buffy the Vampire Trekker, v.4
(Bones would absolutely call Spock a funky party weasel, fight me)