Mar 25, 2024
Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
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STAR TREK BEYOND: POST CREDIT SCENE
scotty: speaking of soulmates... have the four of you figured out what you're going to do yet?
jim: the four of us? what do you mean?
scotty: jim, it's us - keenser and i... we know the truth
jim: ???
scotty: but if you want, we're happy to keep up the ruse - that you're only dating spock and not the others
jim: the others...?
scotty: come on, don't tell me you've suddenly forgotten that you, spock, nyota, and bones have been in a quad this entire last year
Based on this post by @jammkirk
paul: have you ever seen something so majestic that it changed your life completely?
hugh: well, I met you
paul: that's really sweet but now I feel awkward because I was originally going to show you this drawing of saru as a chicken
hugh:
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jim: someone told me u sound like an owl
mccoy: who
mccoy:
mccoy: i hate u and i am going to eject u out of that airlock
Kirk, to Spock’s Katra: That’s a beautiful Doctor you’re wearing.
Spock’s Katra, inside Bones: Thanks, it has pockets
...Spock, what's your favourite colour?