Aug 14, 2021
bruce: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
thor, drinking toast: why do you say that?
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bruce: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
thor, drinking toast: why do you say that?
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Steve: Halloween is the one night of the year when you can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it. Unfortunately I didn’t know that.
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Bucky: Why are you dressed so scary?
Steve: Because its Halloween
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Bruce: What the hell are you supposed to be?
Thor: I’m a rabbit. Duh!
Tony, yelling: STEPHEN VINCENT STRANGE WHERE ARE YOU
Bruce: Oh, you mean Stephen Idiot Strange? Stephen I-Have-No-Idea-What-I'm-Doing Strange? Stephen I-Probably-Shouldn't-Be-Allowed-To-Be-A-Wizard Strange? Ste-
Tony: Is he pulling some reckless magic bullshit with Thor again?
Bruce: TAKE A GUESS
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thor and tony are Smooth
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bruce: i can’t go, stress is bad for the baby
thor: what baby?
bruce: me
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thor: bruce would you help me hide the body of someone my brother killed?
bruce: uhh thor...
thor: let me restate that. you will help me hide the body of someone my brother killed
Thor: i have high standards.
Bruce: [smiles]
Thor: oh no, he's meeting all of my standards.
thor: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
bruce: what did you do!?
thor: nobody died.
bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?