steve: do you know how I broke up with jonathan so that I could start dating eddie?
robin: absolutely, and it was really hard for you.
steve: yeah, that actually never happened.
robin: what do you mean?
steve: I'm still dating jonathan.
robin: what do you mean?
steve: I'm dating both of them, and neither one of them knows it, and I feel terrible about it.
robin: but jonathan and you are done. What do you mean?
steve: - we're not done.
robin: so you broke up with eddie?
steve: - I didn't break up with either one of them.
robin: what do you mean?
steve: you process this however you need to process it. If you want to keep talking it out -
robin: which one are you dating?
steve: - both.
robin: are you dating eddie?
steve: -I'm dating eddie.
robin: are you dating jonathan?
steve: - yes.
robin: how do you do that?
steve: - they made me choose!
robin: you have to choose. you can't have both!
steve: what was I supposed to do?
robin: what, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?! you got one boyfriend! this is the way the world works!
steve: - why?!
robin: - I don't know!
