robin: maybe you're pregnant

steve:

robin:

robin: absolutely, and it was really hard for you.

steve: yeah, that actually never happened.

robin: what do you mean?

steve: I'm still dating jonathan.

robin: what do you mean?

steve: I'm dating both of them, and neither one of them knows it, and I feel terrible about it.

robin: but jonathan and you are done. What do you mean?

steve: - we're not done.

robin: so you broke up with eddie?

steve: - I didn't break up with either one of them.

robin: what do you mean?

steve: you process this however you need to process it. If you want to keep talking it out -

robin: which one are you dating?

steve: - both.

robin: are you dating eddie?

steve: -I'm dating eddie.

robin: are you dating jonathan?

steve: - yes.

robin: how do you do that?

steve: - they made me choose!

robin: you have to choose. you can't have both!

steve: what was I supposed to do?

robin: what, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?! you got one boyfriend! this is the way the world works!

steve: - why?!

steve: anything, rob

robin: blow up the hospital

EX:

Steve: Jonathan looks reallllly cute with that sweater on, I wonder how soft it is.

Robin: Steve, quit

Steve: What, I'm not even making fun of him! I just think that he looks hot?!

Robin: what??

Steve: I thought it was obvious!!

Robin: No! I thought you were still fighting with Jonathan over Nance!

Steve: I told you! When we were at the family video still!

Robin: No, you didn't Steve!

Steve: What did you think I meant when I was talking about all those hot actors?!

Robin: Hey, Steve, how was your day?

Steve: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Robin* Hell.

Steve: Eddie doesn't have a life plan. He doesn't have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said "Put on pants" followed by a question mark. That means it read, "Put on pants?"

Robin: So?