Buck: You know, it's funny how often guys hit on you, considering that you're straight.
Eddie: When did I tell you I was straight?
Buck: Wha- B-but... What do you mean?
Eddie: *shrugs*
Buck: Okay, I hate to come off as presumptuous, but if you're not straight how come we've never-?
Eddie: You've never asked.
Buck: ?!!
Buck: I've flirted with you! We've lived in the same house, we've slept in the same bed. I've cooked for you. I came out to you and you said it didn't change anything between us. We got shitface drunk together and didn't even kiss. For fuck's sake, that "you wanna go for the title" thing?
Eddie: But have you asked?
Buck: ... Edmundo Diaz would you do me an honour of engaging in an intercourse with me?
Eddie: Sure.
Buck:
Buck:
Buck: ...
Eddie: Are you coming, or should I wait another eight years? Not getting any younger here.
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I'm sorry, I just thought this was funny. Because a) to my knowledge Eddie never explicitly states his sexuality to Buck (I'm aware he says it to father Brian, but he's also doing so as shutting down assumed flirting); b) I really, really think if Buck just asked nicely enough, Eddie would
