#incorrect marvel posts

Peter: I'm standing on the floor?

Tony: You know that's not what I-

Bad guy, pulling out a knife: Oh, we have ways of making you talk.

Bad guy: *cuts into a cake*

Peter: Can I... please have some cake?

Bad guy: Cake is for talkers.

(some time later)

Peter: Yeah, Zippy couldn't see so well before.

Tony: Zippy?

Roomba: *normal roomba beeps*

Peter: Oh no, he's hungry again. :(

Tony:

Peter: :(

Tony: *sprinkles crumbs from his pockets*

Peter: oh no

Tony: Why did I find a fake ID in your backpack?

Peter:

Tony: The truth.

Peter:

Morgan:

Peter: Oh my god, do you mean-

Shuri: Spear.

Peter, pointing at Tony: I choose my dad.

Bad Guy: But you haven't even heard my offer.

Peter: Doesn't matter. I choose my dad.

Bad Guy: Are you sure? My offer's pretty sweet.

Peter: Does your offer have my dad in it?

Bad Guy: No, but-

Peter: Then it's not that sweet.

Bad Guy: Won't you just-