#incorrect luffy

Luffy: Yes yes....

Law: ... Straw Hat-ya where did you get these flowers?

Luffy: Hm? Usopp gave it to me earlier this day!!

Law: ... Alright, just make sure you're still listening. You did ask me to read you a book.

Usopp: No, I don’t have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in my pickle jar

Luffy: There’s poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What’s in the jar in the skull and crossbones?

Usopp: Well that’s mayonnaise. That’s a decoy.

Luffy: And the mayo?

Usopp: That’s shampoo.

Luffy: You’re telling me I’ve been putting shampoo in my sandwiches?

Everyone: Of course *they leave*

Ace, leaning over Luffy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Dadan: WHERE DID YOU HEAR TH-

Young Sabo: That’s when you fold paper to look like birds.

Young Ace: That’s oregano, idiot!

Luffy, to Zoro: It’s your boyyyfriend~

Zoro: He’s not my boyfriend.

*picks up phone*