Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

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Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

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Slytherin: If you could be in any house besides your own, which would you want to be in?
Hufflepuff: Slytherin!
Slytherin: Why?
Hufflepuff: Because then I'd be with you all the time!
Slytherin:
Slytherin, crying: Okay
slytherin: are you a painting?
hufflepuff: ??
slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall
gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING
Hufflepuff: It costs $0 to keep rude comments to yourself.
Slytherin: It also costs $0 to say them out loud, so I’m good.
Bedtime
Hufflepuff: I need a nap
Slytherin: its 10 pm. You need a sleep

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*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw pulling an all nighter to finish essays*
Slytherin: do you have any tears?
Hufflepuff: *goes to the sofá and puts on a movie*
Ravenclaw: I'm not even gonna ask
Slytherin: what...what are you doing? Did you finish the essays?
Hufflepuff: no, you asked if I had any tears...
Slytherin: *stares and regrets frienship* ...why are you there then?
Hufflepuff: I need to watch a movie so I can cry...I can't cry out of nowhere, you know
Slytherin: *stares*...I asked for teardrops...for my eyes
Hufflepuff:...*screams in realization*
Ravenclaw: that's it, I'm going to the library
Hufflepuff: “I want to write a story but I’m not good at writing.”
Slytherin: “And how do tell other people to get better at skills they want to improve?”
Hufflepuff: “... by practicing? But it’s so bad.”
Slytherin: “Don’t care. Let’s see it then. Hey Ravencl-”
Ravenclaw: “I already got my paints. Which character am I doing first?”
Gryffindor: glances over story “You monster! I love it. Next chapter.”
HAPPY HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE DAY Y'ALL!!!!!!!
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