#incorrect groot

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what groot means: 10 Reasons Raccoons are the Best Pets: reason One, he protecc but he also attac, rreason 2 they can Regenerate LIMBS if you need to whip up a quick dinner you can just chop off a raccoon's Leg. raisin 3 ; they're obedient. u want someone dead????? ur raccoon will kill them James Bond Style™️ no questions asked REASON FLOUR raccoon piss cures cancer reason 5 they're really good a video games. if you suck DICK at csgo raccoon will carry ur FAT A$$ no problem. reason 6: need protection against someone w/ a gun? raccoons are n a t u r a l l y bulletproof.reasonseven raccoons can destroy any animal in 1v1. put a cat and a raccoon in a boxing ring that cat'll get REKT reason #8 bitches see you walkin a dog they ignore ur ass, bitches see you walking a RACCOON you've scored a GET OUT OF VIRGIN FREE CARD. reson 9 raccoon shit cures hepatitis and reason 10 just looks at them they're fucking adorable . even if u didn't chop off your dog's vagina this HUNK of an animal would still be getting LAID ten times more. BOOM there you go ten reasons raccoons are the best pets. if ur still not convinced u need a raccoon in ur life then congratulations ur probably gonna wind up a pussy ass bitc