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Magnus: HEYYY ALEX! *trips over his own feet* you’re looking sUPER handsome toda- *tries to lean on smth and misses* oops, silly me aHeM, anyway, how uh, how u good? *forgets how to speak normally*
Alex: Oh my gods
Alex: He’s perfect.
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Alex: *drunk, filling out a form* What's an occupation?
Sam: It is something you do
Alex: *nodding while writing* Magnus Chase.
Magnus: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Alex, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
fierrochase as convos with my gf (pt 2/?)
alex; if theres one thing im a whore for its alfredo sauce,,and you
magnus; -tips imaginary hat- milady
alex; im going to fucking kill you
alex; i dont know how to tell you this bestie,,,, im afraid to tell you this bestie,,,,,,im straight
magnus; ,,,,,,,,,,,oh damn,,,,
magnus; no i take it back go make your own sandwich
alex; are you telling me,, a WOMAN to get in the kitchen????
magnus; but ARE you a woman?
alex; ohhhhh ohhhhhboyyyy oh boy oh boy oh boy that IS the question,,,,,, ohhhh ohhh boy oh boy oh boy
magnus; we love a good gender crisis in this house
magnus; i dont even like pineapple
alex; what the fuck is wrong with you
magnus; be lucky i even like you
alex; not daddy biden on my pirating site
magnus; daddy biden,,,on your kdrama site,,,
alex; -singing- im getting ripped tonight,,,,
magnus; yeah im gonna go lock myself in your room let me know when you’ve finished
alex; yeah my dad was legally dead at one point,,,we dont talk about it
magnus; huh,,,
alex; im still not sure how they fixed that one with the cops,,,wait imagine being that cop,,you run a license and find out that this guy is supposed to be dead
magnus; ew dont make me imagine being a cop
magnus; bro what i wouldnt do for some chocolate right now
alex; take my love instead
alex; wait that was gay sorry
magnus; love when my partner apologizes for being gay
alex; just internalized homophobia things
magnus; cute!
-driving past a field of horses-
alex; oh my god cows,,,,
magnus; ,,,,,,bestie,,,
Magnus: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and then it hits you back?
Alex: That would be alarming.
Samirah: Get out. Both of you.
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Magnus: I’m going to play a song for you right now, it’s called “my life so far”.
Magnus, taking a deep breath: *screams*
Alex, wiping away a tear: *claps* beautiful.
Magnus, after sacrificing himself:
Alex: please don’t be dead.
Alex: please don’t be dead.
Alex: please, please, please don’t be dead.
Magnus: I’m not dead.
Alex: I’m going to fucking kill you.
Alex: The eagles won last night!
Magnus: Oh you watched the game?
Alex, covered in scratches: What game?
