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Gretta: I have a plan. Dwight: I have a medical team and Baldric on speed dial.

Dwight: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Baldric: Rude. Chlowig: That’s fair. Gretta: Not again. Hexela: Are you going to want this back?

Gretta: You are giving me a sticker. Dwight: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”. Gretta: I am not a child, Sir Dwight. Dwight, shrugging: Fine, I’ll take it back. Gretta, clutching her sticker defensively: I earned this. Back off.

Gretta, after 3 all-nighters in a row: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Dwight, taking the coffee pot away as he walks by: What if you didn't?

Chlodwig, very drunk: Can you imagine getting paid to be cute? Jacopo, also very drunk: You would be so rich. Chlodwig: What? Jacopo: What?

Gretta: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Dwight: What did you do? Gretta: Nobody died! Dwight: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Dwight: Hey, how would you like your coffee? Chlodwig: As dark and bitter as my soul. Dwight, tired of his nonsense: One glass of milk coming up.