Dwight: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Baldric: Rude. Chlowig: That’s fair. Gretta: Not again. Hexela: Are you going to want this back?
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Dwight: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Baldric: Rude. Chlowig: That’s fair. Gretta: Not again. Hexela: Are you going to want this back?

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Dwight in Shining Armor
I really need more people to watch this absolutely ridiculous 30 minute sitcom. It's on BYUtv.org which is free. Watching this show is like eating cotton candy. There is absolutely no substance or nutritional value but it is an absolute DELIGHT
Seriously, guys, this show is basically Tumblr catnip. It features Princess Gretta the Besieged, a badass warrior princess from 1,000 years in the past; and her Champion, Sir Dwight, the diplomatically smart but bumbling modern high school guy who has to deal with the chaos.
I love it so much.
nO
I’m not a fan of this
Neither is Baldric
Gretta: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? Hexela: The audacity.

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Dwight: Who the broke the toaster? Gretta: It was Chlodwig. Hexela: It was Chlodwig. Baldric: Prince Chlodwig broke it. Chlodwig: ...yOU PROMISED-
Jacopo: I have the urge to do something dumb. Chlodwig: I'm dumb. Do me. Gretta: *stares* Dwight: *stares* Baldric: *stares* Hexela: *stares & munches popcorn* Chlodwig: ....Did I say that out loud?
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I had another Dwight in Shining Armor crossover/fusion idea:
Has anyone ever considered a Dwight in Shining Armor x Buffy the Vampire Slayer fusion?
Gretta was the Slayer of her era. The Champion Spell placed her close enough to death that the next Slayer rose. When she wakes up, not only must she deal with all the perils of Rogamore but now a whole bunch of Vampires and Demons, realizing there's a new Slayer around, are gunning for. Plus, Woodside was built atop a Hellmouth just to make everything even better.
Baldric the Magician is, of course Gretta 's Court Magician. He also happens to be her Watcher.
Hexela and Chlodwig are pretty much the same: a centuries old, uber-witch and a himbo prince.
Nana is a retired Demon Hunter. Dwight's parents were also Demon Hunters who hid their real activities under the guise of wildlife photography. After their deaths, Nana decided to keep the truth from Dwight in the hopes of preventing him from following in his parents' fates and meeting the same end. When Dwight discovers the truth he is understandably upset and determined to learn everything he can about his family's legacy.
The Tovernaar Brotherhood were evil, deathless superpowered magicians and warlocks whose primary goal was to open all the Hellmouths across the world and bring all the hell dimensions to this earth.
Now that Sir Aldred is awake thanks to the breaking of the Champion Spell, it is up to Gretta the Vampire Slayer and her Champion, Sir Dwight, to stop him.