Chlodwig: "In spite of everyone's best efforts, including my own, we survived."
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Chlodwig: "In spite of everyone's best efforts, including my own, we survived."

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Dwight: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Baldric: Rude. Chlowig: That’s fair. Gretta: Not again. Hexela: Are you going to want this back?
Dwight in Shining Armor
I really need more people to watch this absolutely ridiculous 30 minute sitcom. It's on BYUtv.org which is free. Watching this show is like eating cotton candy. There is absolutely no substance or nutritional value but it is an absolute DELIGHT
Seriously, guys, this show is basically Tumblr catnip. It features Princess Gretta the Besieged, a badass warrior princess from 1,000 years in the past; and her Champion, Sir Dwight, the diplomatically smart but bumbling modern high school guy who has to deal with the chaos.
I love it so much.
This clip runs through my head at least once a week.
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BONUS: Funny GIFs from some of Dwight and Gretta's robotic baby adventures for their family life class
@giftober 2022 Day 16: Family / Found family
The Dwight in Shining Armor Facebook page is top-tier.
“Lesson 1: Danger is everywhere.”
“Lesson 2: Peril lurks in every corner.”
“Lesson 3: Jeopardy is ever present.”
— Chlodwig, a man of wise words