Sep 15, 2022
Todd: you spent all our money on THIS?!
Dirk, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside, Todd. They need this
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Todd: you spent all our money on THIS?!
Dirk, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside, Todd. They need this
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Tina: how do Todd and Dirk usually get out of these messes?
Farah: they don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
Todd: I really like someone, and I flirt with them all the time! I really don’t understand how they haven’t figured it out by now
Dirk: You have to be really obvious. Like, just say “I love you”
Todd: You really think so?
Dirk: Yup
Todd: I love you
Dirk: They’d have to be a total idiot for that to go over their head
Farah: Todd won't come out of his room
Dirk: Just tell him I said something.
Farah: Like what?
Dirk: Anything factually incorrect.
Todd moments later: did you say the sun is a fucking planet-
Todd: It's dark in here, can you get a torch ?
Dirk: You're the only light in my life.
Todd: Dirk, I can't see.
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Todd: have you ever considered you might be neurodivergent?
Dirk, actively flapping his hands: no, why?
Todd: I once had a haircut I deeply regret
Amanda: is it the one you have now?
Todd: no
Amanda: it should be
Todd: jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say one in five people don’t even make it to the ground
Dirk: what do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
Bart: what's a helicopter?