Mar 30
Evil Dazai clone: I'm the real Dazai! Shoot him not me! He's the clone!
Everyone, pointing the gun at the clone: the real Dazai would never pass up the opportunity to die
Real Dazai: Damn it!
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Evil Dazai clone: I'm the real Dazai! Shoot him not me! He's the clone!
Everyone, pointing the gun at the clone: the real Dazai would never pass up the opportunity to die
Real Dazai: Damn it!
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Chuuya: I hope you get hit by a car.
Dazai: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
Dazai:[at a barber shop] So. I want it all off.
Barber: Huh?
Dazai:[gesturing to his head] I want it all off!
Barber: So you want to be bald?
Dazai: No. Please decapitate me.
Fyodor: So, what did you do?
Dazai: I asked him if he's single...
Fyodor: and?
Dazai:... when he said yes, and I told him "not anymore" he kicked me.
Fyodor:...
Dazai: You? What did you do?
Fyodor: I asked him if he has a nickname...
Dazai: And?
Fyodor: And when I told him that even if he has one, I'd prefer to call him mine, he punched me.
Dazai:...
"I am conflicted!!!"
-Dazai discovering there's no crab emojis on his keyboard.
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Dazai:[ staring at an apple tree]
Atsushi: Do you want an apple, Dazai-san?
Dazai: Oh, Atsushi, I was thinking about hanging myself, but I think I'll have an apple first
Atsushi: R-right...