Mar 15, 2025
Fury: Maybe the council is right, I am a bum.
Strife: They didn't call you a bum, they called you a sponge.
Fury: SPONGE?!
Fury: *punches a wall*
Fury: Does this look like something a sponge could do?!
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Fury: Maybe the council is right, I am a bum.
Strife: They didn't call you a bum, they called you a sponge.
Fury: SPONGE?!
Fury: *punches a wall*
Fury: Does this look like something a sponge could do?!
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TRAUMATIZED
Death: Little one, explain to me why you are acting strange as of late- Hannah: I don’t want to talk about it! It’s better if I kept it a secret so no one else feels the way I do. Death: I have faced many horrors that would paint Lucifer’s darkest nightmares haunted, so trust that I give you my word that whatever it is, I will not be so easily- Hannah: I saw Lilith and Samael having sex. Death:
Later… Strife: So, did you ever find out what was bothering the ki- Death: WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT!
Strife, struggling to stand upright in the 1 inch heels he stole from Fury: Yeah, I don’t really think heels are for me…
Fury, walking flawlessly in 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Fury: Okay! Who the fuck added me to Vulgrim’s group messenger service?
Death: Language, sister.
War: Yes, watch your fucking language.
Strife: Woah, who taught War the fuck word?
Vulgrim: ‘The fuck word.’
Azrael: Im not surprised he knows it. You all use the f word on a daily basis.
Fury: Omg. He censored it 🤣
Vulgrim: Say fuck, Azrael.
Strife: Do it, Azrael. Say fuck.
Death: Azrael, don’t!
Strife: Hey brother, are you homophobic?
Death: *frustrated sigh*
Death: Number One, You are dating a gay man.
Death: Number two, Fury is a lesbian.
Death: And number three, I watch RuPaul's Drag race. How can I be homophobic, idiot?!
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War: You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Strife?
Strife: Yeah, in the face. Why?
Hannah: *walking into the kitchen* Hey War, where's the plunger-?
Mauga: *eating a sandwich*
Hannah: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Mauga: I LIVE HERE!
Hannah: NO, YOU DON'T!
Mauga: YES, I DO!
Hannah: *loading the shotgun* NO! YOU DON'T!
Hannah: War, you are my best friend!
War: Agreed.
Hannah: *loading a shotgun* Which means if you dying, I'm dying wit you!
War: Wait-
Hannah: *jumps headfirst into a horde of demons* BONZAAAAIIII!!!!!
War: *sprinting after her* NO!