#incorrect cod mw2

Horangi: "How that get in here???. What in the hell is he anyway??."

König: "That is my son."

Horangi: "Well, what in the hell happened to him?!? He's too damn tall now! And he looks like.... that!." *turns to König* "I blame you."

Kenneth (my COD oc): "Well, happily, neither will you."

General Shepherd: "To choose violence, here, is to declare war against the enemy." (Actual quote is 'your king')

Soap: "Lucerys should lose an eye for what he did to Aemond!."

Y/n: "Do you hear yourself? Aemond stole a dragon that wasn't his to claim! Attacked his cousins and his half-sister's kids!. I feel like you're forgetting that detail!."

Soap: "He deserved that dragon!. Eye for an eye!."

Y/n: "For fucks sake. Aemond is a little shit anyway! He deserved to lose his eye! Lucerys, Jacaerys, Baela, and Rhaena were acting in self defense!."

Soap: "Aemond is next in line to be king!."

Y/n: "No he isn't!."

Ghost: "Fucking hell! Shut up both of you!."

Y/n and Soap sit in silence, while Ghost continues to read his book.

Y/n: "OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT! AEMOND ISN'T GONNA BE KING!."

Soap: *angry Scottish noises* "YES HE IS!."

Ghost: "Fucking hell!." *leaves*

Price (walks pass the room hearing the commotion between Y/n and Soap): "Aegon is heir to the throne!."

Y/n: *screams; jumps on desk* "Ew Rudy, kill them with whatever cologne you're wearing!."

Rudy: "I can't, they're moving too fast. I can't kill them! It's pandemonium!."

Y/n: "If I die, turn my tweets into a book!."

Y/n: *stares back at them with a wide smile; then turns their head forward*

Price: "I think they snapped."

Soap: "From what??."

Price: "Hard to tell."

Gaz: "Should we be worried?."

Ghost: "Yes."

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Soap: "Oh really is that so?." *remembers that Pedro Pascal edit*

Y/n: "That is so!. Nothing you can say!."

Soap: "... What’s your name? How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy?."

Y/n 😳 "What are you-." *takes a few steps back*

Soap: "I got a six pack of cold ones on ice, and my roomie’s out all night. So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar.” *plays Hey Sexy Lady by Shaggy*

Y/n (defeated): "Aaahhhhh... fuck me."

Y/n: *sarcastic laugh*

*interrogation room*

Y/n: "2,3,4." *plays guitar very badly and screams*

*sometime later*

Y/n (leaves interrogation room): "Didn't work." *hands guitar to Price*

Soap: "The suitcase of mystery."

Y/n: "Exactly Johnny, this puppy's been in the lost and found since 1976. No one alive today knows its contents. I'm happy to say Captain Price has finally given me permission to auction it off!."

Soap: "I'll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want!."

Y/n: "Soap willing to sacrifice his dignity. Who can top it?."

Rudy: "Massage!. I'll give you a massage!."

Y/n: "Rudy, going in the wrong direction, and getting himself disqualified. Interesting approach. Orange Soap! Going once! Going twice."

Ghost: "I'll show you a picture of me in high school. No mask."

Y/n: "Oooh, Ghost coming in hot! Ghost coming in hot!."

Soap: "I'll also give you full control of my hair and wardrobe."

Graves: "I'll go on a date with you!."

Y/n: "Sold! To Soap, not to Graves, that really freaked me out, and I just want this to end now."

Soap: "Wooo!."