Apr 21, 2023
*Every time the two bands are in the same place*
5SOs: One Direction! What is this, a crossover episode?
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*Every time the two bands are in the same place*
5SOs: One Direction! What is this, a crossover episode?
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Ashton: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.
Luke: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God.
Michael:
Michael: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
Paul: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Liam: I did. I broke it...
Paul: No. No, you didn't. Louis?
Louis: Don't look at me. Look at Niall.
Niall: What?! I didn't break it.
Louis: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Niall: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Louis: Suspicious.
Niall: No, it's not!
Zayn: If it matters, probably not... Harry was the last one to use it.
Harry: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zayn: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Harry: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zayn!
Liam: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Paul.
Paul: No. Who broke it?
Niall: *whispering* Paul, 5SOS have been awfully quiet…
Luke, Ashton, Calum, Michael: Really?!
Niall: Yeah, really!
*Later, to the camera*
Paul: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Michael: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Calum, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Michael, watching someone walk into a wall: What an idiot.
Ashton, noticing that it was Luke who walked into a wall: Wait, that's Our Idiot.
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Ashton: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Luke: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Ashton: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
Ashton: It’s funny how well you and Michael get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Luke: Michael hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Calum: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Luke: Cool.
Calum: Do you know who Joe is?
Luke: JOE MAMA!
Michael, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.